At least its only a mild case of death
It’s only mostly dead.
I feel happy!
You’re not fooling anyone, y’know
From the knees up, mostly.
We don’t have the AutoPay results yet. It might not even be death they dies from. Don’t jump to conclusions. We need more research and more time. These vaccines have been rushed with not enough testing on the billions of tret subjects.
They never complained
“mild cases of death”
God I hate that I laughed at that.
Well you know… they could get better. Necromancy is a dying art, but it’s not dead yet.
Necromancy is a dying art
Hehe
It’s revival is an nn problem
I’m pretty sure it was a satire post.
You know, looking at that little scarring in the context of the vaccine, I’m reminded that I heard that there’s this famous idea that milk maids are historically seen as the very definition of pretty, and that the idea stems from the fact that they tended to get cowpox, which protected them from smallpox.
So, basically, before smallpox vaccines, the typical woman was so badly scarred somewhere visible like her face by smallpox that a woman who simply didn’t have those scars would be considered extremely pretty.
The Latin word for cow is “vacca,” which is where the word “vaccine” comes from.
Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings
Four calling birds
Three french hens
Two turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree
Aha!
French hens are pretty because they were immune to chickenpox.
my mom has the vaccine mark! I remember asking her about it as a young kid and that being the first time I ever learned about vaccines. the idea that we “use germs to train our immune systems to fight them” was so cool to me. no wonder I went into biochem when i grew up (courtesy of having parents who didn’t let me die to preventable diseases lol)
Please put a nsfw tag on this. I was on the bus and when I saw this I started screaming in pure fear. Everyone else was giving me concerned looks and were saying things like “what’s going on?” and “are you okay sir?”. The fear I felt seeing this horrible image gave me heart palpitations, forcing me drop my phone. Now there’s an entire bus of terrified people screaming in terror from this one image. Even the bus driver saw a single pixel of the image from the mirror causing so much terror that he swerved the bus straight into an orphanage. So many poor children were injured in the crash, but was worse: many of them saw the image. This is all your fault. Dozens of poor orphan children have been forever and irrecoverably traumatized because of your ignorance to put a nsfw tag on this.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in jizz because someone dropped their phone while looking at porn and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our cocks to “thugposts” or “femboys” or whatever the newest horny fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
The good news is they only had a mild case of death
There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
Ohhh look who knows so much!
That feels like a personal attack for some reason
Just a quote that seemed vaguely relevant
Jezus! Can you tag the nsfw box, please? This is horrifying. Glad I didn’t put my kids through that.
This is such obvious Fake News. It’s clearly a scar from the mandible of a tiny human, or possibly a faerie
Everyone knows that hope, prayers, and fairy bites are all you need to stay healthy.
For all the circlejerk, smallpox vaccines used to leave very large scar. As if someone put out a sigarette on your shoulder. Newer versions of it no longer do this, but the older versions scar could get very ugly.
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I know someone whose scar looks more like this
Genuinely thought someone branded them with a cig.
What the hell is that what it is? My mom has one too and I never realised that it’s a vaccine scar
Yep that is the old vaccine. It is still used in some poorer parts of the world as well.
I haven’t noticed mine in decades but we all had them growing up.
We also yearly got these pink tablets to chew that colored your teeth - darker meant you weren’t doing a great job brushing your teeth.
Holy fuck. I’d totally forgotten about those. They would stain the plaque on your teeth so you knew where to brush.
Smallpox vaccine was live cowpox virus which causes this scarring. It was one of the most effective vaccines.
Smallpox is a horror.
BCG vaccine for TB causes scars like this
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I remember reading that some folks (actresses, models) would get vaccinated in less conspicuous places, like the inner thigh, but now I can’t find any documentation for it.
I was actually talking to my mother about her vaccine scar today. She says she had a friend who got vaccinated the same time she did. But her friends mother was super vain, so told the vaccinator guy to give her daughter the shot on her thigh, so a swim suit would cover it.
But outer thigh is lower than where bathing suits show so you saw the scar anyway, and the mother was pissed. Mother’s friend didn’t care though, since she was a kid.
Mild case of death lol lol lol
The good news is that once you catch it naturally, you can never catch it again! Can a vaccine do that?
“I got better”
The ole TB jab?
Isn’t that ye olde smallpox jab?
Not sure. The two childhood TB jabs I had when I came back from Doha scarred me a bit like this but lower down the forearm. The second one being a bit pussy. (Pus, pusy, pussi) a bit infected
Didn’t need the school ones when it came to testing in high school for obvious reasons.
Reminder to older millenials and genx: vaccinations age out and measels can reset your immune system so talk to your gp and get yourself an mmr booster. If you’re in Australia it’s free at a vaccinating chemist if you don’t have the third shot on your record.
(You don’t even need a gp visit for that last, or online records. I literally took in a pink 1970’s infant vaxx record with the 90’s additions handwritten in. staff were incredibly fascinated)
Had my vaccine titers drawn for a job and my mmr levels were just a smidge low, so got a booster in my 30’s. Glad I did with all the recent uptick in cases
i had my tdap booster last year, make sure people dont forge its every 10years.
“If you don’t remember the last time you got a tdap booster, you’re probably due”
My mother has this scar, when she was vaccinated on a reservation.
She also remembers they’d give you a sugar cube with a different vaccine on it at the time. She tried to get it multiple times.
i think sugar cube was the polio vaccine, i believe they use that for polio virus.
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Do they even vaccinate against polio anymore I’m pretty sure I’ve never had a polio vaccine and I am pretty sure it’s extinct isn’t it?
Yes, it’s recommended for every child. A total of four doses over five years.
In Germany its part of the multi vaccine with like 5 others.
I’m no expert but at this point I think it’s a pretty safe bet that things come back if you stop vaccinating against it.
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Polio is not extinct. There is polio in India and Africa. Smallpox may be extinct, because of the vaccine, which causes that scar.
She agrees, it was the polio vaccine in the sugar cube. She was also unable to get a second cube, as the small white girl in the bright red coat was very distinctive and they told her to stop trying to get another cube.
The only thing I got from my recent COVID booster was chills, aches, and soreness for two days and I do it again in a heartbeat.
I got an arm infection near the injection site of one vaccine that was so bad that there was briefly discussion of possibly needing to amputate it if the third round of antibiotics didn’t clear it up. When the primary abscess at the injection site ruptured, I collected over a pint of bloodypusieyuck in the first couple of hours. Fortunately, it began resolving shortly thereafter, but it definitely made me more wary of vaccinations.
That being said, I still got vaccinated for COVID and some other things after that. Because I am capable of taking a deep breath, rationalizing the actual proven risk odds and then deal with my very real anxiety and do the thing I know has the highest chance of being the best course of action (at least sometimes).
Though, I do always ask they do it in my non-dominate arm now, just in case.
