That’s why clay pigeon shooters only load one cartridge at the time and only once it’s their turn.

Russia has very strict gun controls.

And guns are expensive.

Naw, I’m a chicken.

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Could you not? I work for a citizen journalism network and shit like that is incredibly harmful.

Look, mate, accidents happen. If you don’t want to get a lady pregnant, don’t have sex with the lady.

He’s punishing the countries that sent officers to scout out exercises in Greenland. He doesn’t seem to realise those exercises will involve more than those countries.

There’s a time and a place for that, but sometimes you just want them to not run across the road right now.

Edit for the Bylines network.

The Great War channel on YouTube.

For fiction: Band of Brothers.

Ah. I can’t walk around the block. I have CFS and post exertional malaise.

Pride and Prejudice with Zombies, you mean? That was surprisingly good.

Fruit is the healthiest snack you can eat. The sugar thing is bullshit unless you eat a pound of grapes every day.

Mind you, I do all that (without fail) and I’m still a lardarse.

Liberal is leftist. Stop changing the meaning of words willy nilly, America.

Socialism and communism are two different things. Don’t use that slash as if they’re synonyms.

Covid is still a huge problem. It’s causing brain damage, it’s causing heart damage, it’s causing long covid and it’s killing shit tons of people.

I’m listening to Pratchett’s Mort and noticing how neither Pratchett nor Serafinowicz had quite figured out the Death character yet.

I also DNF-ed The Great When (did Moore swallow a thesaurus?) and Setterfield’s The Thirteenth Tale.

Every actor will do it a different way.

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