• TouchMacaque@lemmy.ca
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    2 months ago

    These people went on to develop a pornographic dragon quest parody game called knobster quest. It’s a game about a lobster made of dick skin who’s quest is to defeat the giant clam that holds the secret of the ocean(the secret is that the ocean is a big pool of cum in my dog walkers back yard). Great game but the fleshlight controller you need for it is pretty expensive and also useless if you have severe erectile dysfunction. I tried returning it but I guess you can’t return used fleshlights to Giant Tiger because they don’t sell them there. Oh well, there’s 377 bucks down the drain. Maybe I’ll get some boner pills so I can play their knobstronaut game when it comes out, I’ve heard you play as a normal human astronaut but your spacesuit is made entirely of foreskin.

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    I no shit had a pair that were bigger in each pant leg than the waist size. Ridiculous day and age.

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      They’re still out there. I double dog dare ya to wear em to your next job interview.

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        I triple dog dare them to wear them and also proceed to announce “Sup! I’m here to fuck shit up!”

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        They aren’t just still out there, they’re now being made again. Not by the same company(I assume), but the same width is popular now with gen A I think. Since skinny jeans where officially labeled as “out” in 2016 and I’ve been waiting for wider jeans to get to jnco level and they did. It’s glorious and even funnier the second time around.

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          iirc the new company was re-established by one of the original owners. I think Tripp NYC is still around and having a comeback too. (neither one was ever my thing tho…)

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    when even was this? I occasionally hear about jnco jeans but I have no recollection of ever actually seeing people dress like this

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      1992 I was a teenager when it happened and I saw it in my high school. They tried to be in style but were never really in style. A few kids with wealthy parents bought them and wore them maybe once or twice, but they were actually embarrassed to wear these.

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    2 months ago

    I generally don’t participate in fashion trends so I never have cause to look back on my past self and cringe.

    With one obnoxiously baggy exception.

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      Pretty sure you can make a full size skirt out of each leg and still have a pair of jorts leftover.