Go on TV for paid interviews.

Ancient doodling?

I found this informative and mind-blowing. I know that sounds like spam, but it’s relevant to the heat death of the universe and entropy and time stopping.

https://youtu.be/uD4izuDMUQA?list=RDuD4izuDMUQA

I always say that too. It’s only really weird when I’m chanting it in elevators.

I really should’ve put the /s at the end.

Cow substitute. The vegans use it. ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Bovine!’

I wonder if bot posts commented on by bots still bring Reddit ad revenue? I have the same question about Twitter.

I had a TRS-80 once. You hit the power button and it started. I used programs stored on audiotape. Simpler days.

Can you imagine how many gallons of saliva ICE agents have ingested from diners in communities they terrorise?

For fuck sake, so long as they’re consenting adults, who *cares *who people love?! Jesus, some people like to stick their nose into nosephobic group meetings!

Except the billionaires. Don’t blame them. They really really truly rooly care about each and every one of us, which is why they pay politicians to help them.

They wanna do without our tasty tasty beef, go nuts. They can have overpriced and underquality beef from the US that’s been rubbed under JFK Jr’s nutsack and carries who-knows-what kind of pestilence.

Like electing people who say they’re going to do something about them?

nazis, nazi wannabes, MAGAts …

Funny how humans put this shit into the ocean, and the ocean spits it back out. I think there’s something in that for all of us.

What about skinny dung beetles?

Already is.

I just try not to show it because if people see you’re happy, they’ll try to make you not happy because they aren’t.

That might be a holdover from the ‘philosophy’ I worked out early on in primary school: never let bullies know what you like, because they’ll try to destroy it just to upset you.

it’s super helpful for others to be able to troubleshoot something by reading how others handled similar problems

Problem Haver: I have a problem with xyz. Can anyone help?

Reddit Commenters: That never happens to me!

The Third Reich fell; so will the Turd Reich.