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If you’re happy

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If you’re happy

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    squeeze your meat

    • MasterNerd@lemmy.zip
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      I tend to do that when I’m sad

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    Compress your pork

    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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      Easy there, this is a family friendly comm.

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    And you call them clamped hams despite the fact that they are obviously plated.

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    Vice your gammon…?

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    tvinga din kassler?

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      Kan du va själv!

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    If you’ll all excuse me I’m gonna go “clamp my ham” if you get what I’m sayin… winks knowingly

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    deleted by creator

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    Squeezy your charcuterie

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    Dick in a vice?

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      … in a box. In a tote bag, filled with sauce!

      DickoTown!

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    Screw a ham?

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      “Clamp your hams” is my guess.

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    Clasp your Ham

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    Secure your gammon

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    're

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    ハムを治まる?

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