But not real mafia, this is a mafia movie trope at best.

Its not peace in the literal sense, its protection in the mafia movie trope sense.

I wish my kids would grow out of this bad behavior

Times have changed…

Yes

Penis

Good thing I have nothing but debt!

It goes wrong when you try to convince me that retrocomputing is somehow better than building a reasonably priced new machine.

Please tell me this isnt real

Just more casual treason

The solution is to use an old computer?

Sounds like copium

Not if you say “she was coming right at me!”

Are you sure its safe?

https://youtu.be/EU0kBVqNM38

None of these traitors should be permitted to have a moment of peace.

Thank you

Its an annoyance, not a weapon

Water is now a weapon of terrirism

Pro tip, try to pre chill the water so its just starting to freeze before you dump it

Maybe the weapon is being held by a European liberator