Yer Fond of me lobster, ain’t ye, Mario?

At first I thought he meant the playing card company since he was holding cards.

Your best option is to fake your death

Yeah but sailfish isn’t open source, and it’s not really available North America.

This deal’s getting worse all the time

The term is algospeak, where you change your wording due to online censoring. I fucking hate that corporations have managed to literally change the way we speak.

Nah you’re just reading the voltage instead of its logical representation

Yeah, about that… https://youtu.be/odhVF_xLIQA

Water, sleep, a decent diet, and a little exercise. You’ll feel great unless you’ve got some more serious underlying conditions

Are you a time traveller?

I saw a gray fox on my bike ride home today. Unfortunately it saw me and ran away while I was pulling out my phone to take a picture, so I wasn’t able to get a photo

I was really confused until the end where it said dismiss meant firing.

Pre-made pasta sauce in general is pretty overrated. It’s so easy to make your own pasta sauce, it’s pretty much ready in the same time as it takes to heat up premade pasta sauce. Only real advantage is that you don’t have to worry about seasoning

Bards have limited known spells. It’s not optimal for them to take comprehend languages, that’s nerd shit

Begun, the horny war has

Sqw a hypothesis where Facebook and other companies lobbying for this were doing so to keep clank bot accounts out of the data they’re scraping from social media sites. Seems pretty likely to me

Can we add solving world hunger to that list? Seems about as likely as all that other bullshit

That’s it, I’m selling my bike