Admit it, you’ve thought about it at the very least
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They always fumble it though. No technique.
When someone puts a stick in your hand, don’t you wave it around like a sword?
Helicopter!
Practice makes perfect.
Those pepper sauces will make it a memorable experience for both.
Turns out y’all have terrible fucking aim. Not falling for that one again
Bonk!
because you always miss the bowl

Watersport diaries
This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!
She wants to touch your penis?
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Just run the sink
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