Mayor Poopington

Do I still have to watch out for geese if I am on fire?

If penis is the problem, is what am I supposed to do cocaine off of?

Real life vault 106 let’s gooooo

My garden has to poop. Is that normal?

I would totally fuck some mac n cheese

Jississippi is an interesting name for someone

Hannah Montana Linux?

Is that not Martha Stewart?

Is this really how I find out? Anyways that fuckin weirdo can eat shit

I did a business!

You are very brave keeping those next to each other

On the plus side, jokes on anyone who tries to steal my kidneys

Goodbye

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

I have never nade a type ever

Coldplay is much better covered in ranch dressing

I don’t even have epilepsy and that gave me a seizure

Didn’t his silence get ruled an admission? I don’t think he won.