Sounds like a proposition to me 😂

Hope you checked how big the load was 🤭

Pick someone, make their day!

I know! He said it was six inches as well 😂

How can I discreetly sneak off and stroke it til I blow?

Time to sit on his face and witness a little enthusiasm?

I’m all for this kind of frugality

Sorry honey, shower is broken, I’m gonna have to lick you clean after your workout instead 😂

Is her attitude similar?

First class problem solving!

Something beautifully bestial about your face pushed into a pungent armpit as he’s on top of you, pinning you, and pounding you hard

Dark 😔

Me too. Applying their perspective to everyone else and missing the psychology of advertising because they can’t stand they’re now complicit in spreading the message. Lack of reflective ability I’d say but still…just chill!!

Well this went from zero to a million with little more than a casual observation 😂

A social good and an excellent personal choice

Absolutely loving running in the sun, even the track sessions when I’m dropping with sweat

I would listen whilst running but I fear the blood may get diverted from my muscles given how good your writing is 😂