If your neighbor has kids, give them a trumpet! - oh, wait, this one only works for people you don’t like that live far away :P
If your neighbour has kids give them recorders, just so many recorders
Trumpet seems kinda mid.
Get bagpipes.
Nothing beats drums.
Except the drummer
BA-DUM TSSSSS
Found the Scot.
Okay but at what point are we just trying to annoy our neighbor or annoy our whole zip code?
I used to play trumpet in high school and I wish I could get back into it, but apartment living has prevented the dream so far.
Pssshhhh!!! Only if you have empathy, and basic decency!
Oh? You do?
Oh.
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I mean, mutes are cheap and work pretty well.
Unfortunately not well enough from my experience. I never want to be that guy.
Fool me once, shame on you!
Fool me twice, shame on me!
Fool me THREE times, and now you’re officially “that” guy. You know the one.
If you use it to train during the day, your neighbors will listen, but really shouldn’t get annoyed by it.
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Y’all all live in the same apartment complex
You need a trombone for the “wah-waahhh”.
What you are looking for is jazz lessons.
For jazz, you play the instrument is such a way that the listener wants to take it away from you.
Very effective.
peak jazz intro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKbgDpcpTA4LOL. Comments are turned OFF.
They don’t care or they already know?
Ok, I always liked jazz and never understood why people keep complaining about it.
Until today. Now I get it.
I’m gonna play this in the car next time I have to drive my ex somewhere, and when she complains I’ll tell her that she doesn’t understand music. Then I’ll turn it up.
