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Penis cannot stay erect in this environment. Please send help.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Has Trump been seen in public in the last 48 hours?
23·1 day agoI’ve never personally seen him IRL.
Isn’t it perfectly normal to wear a tattered blue napkin as a skirt, as long as you’re wearing thigh-high socks?
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•To those who grew up in religious schools, what's the craziest thing you remember a teacher telling you?
24·1 day agoDamn, we’ve got his name, his crime, and current location, and reporting him to the law will do nothing??
As an American with no social skills whatsoever, I get confused & annoyed when people offer me a beverage when I arrive at their house. Like why do they think I’m suddenly thirsty?
I see the problem here. Eggplants need water to survive. He’s clearly having a total breakdown due to his poor nutritional choices. Drink water.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Thank you for your attention to this matter
4·1 day agoI’ve heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells on him to hasten his demise.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why do some people with college degrees and an education, still act so fucking stupid?
6·1 day agoI know someone who earns six figures who can’t spell, doesn’t know that he’s Caucasian, doesn’t know the difference between Chinese and Japanese people, thinks it’s a fine idea to sit in a swimming pool during a lightning storm, and once wrote a $1000 check to himself, thinking the bank would honor it and he’d suddenly have an extra $1000 in the bank.
information about an individual is only released 100 years after their birth or 10 years after their death. This data is not available online and it must be requested in writing.
I scoured through the article and not sure if they sourced any address we can request this in writing.
What I enjoy about being a woman is 2026 is I am free to come & go as I please, have my own bank accounts & credit cards, responsible & accountable for my own self & my own money & I don’t have to answer to anyone,
but it sucks that I don’t have any other option.
I can’t just sit at home and have someone take care of me for the rest of my life. Because deep deep down, no matter what gender you are, you gotta admit, wouldn’t it be nice to have someone take care of you while all you have to do is sit around being sexy all day? 😜
I like the businesses that ask you for your email address and they send you a code and then you put that code into their box and they do a new one every time like that, so there’s never a password required.
I’m 50% German, my grandpa’s parents left Germany and settled in Western USA during the Hitler debacle. I don’t know any more than that, but I’d like to think they left Germany because they were opposed to the tyranny they saw unfolding.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPto
Just Post@lemmy.world•The way these two different YouTube thumbnails are aligned. (I wish I could come up with a funnier title.)
1·4 days agoThat brings it together nicely, still gotta explain his dislocated shoulder.
JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.comto
ShowerThoughts@sh.itjust.works•fill up on gas every chance you get because gas prices will only go up.
1·4 days agoYeah I really regret a couple weeks ago I didn’t fill up when the prices were at $6.10, which was ridiculously high already. I kept waiting for prices to go down but my tank was nearing empty, now the prices are nearly $8/gallon. I had to fill up. 😭
It cost $115 to fill my tank 6/10.
We all get excited when we see our dream home until the increasing mortgages & property taxes hit us
That guy’s mom must be so proud he made it on Broadway.








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