Also sex has a negative affect on memory. At least that’s what my friend Tom said on October 14th at 6:43pm when we were walking down alse 3 in the supermarket after picking up 3 potatoes and 2 onions, one of which was slightly misshapen on the left side.
This guy doesn’t fuck
Who?
I can still make out the words.
unzips
Why do people have zippers on their sweatpants?
pulls elastic band down and wedges it under the balls
Verbally telling everyone in the office what I’m about to do just seems crass. The zipper sound is just the right amount of signal.
More work to do
Transcription for the Blind:
Excessive masturbation causes weak eyesight
I still can’t read this…
I didn’t know there was an 8k version of this meme
I can’t see the text very well, what does it say
It says you look pretty today
If that person could read they’d be really flattered right now
Looks fine to me!
I see everything, must mean I need to triple it.
My -10.5 says a lot huh
-6.5 dioptre
… cough what about pinkeye? … cough
Don’t worry, I got glasses. :)
It’s been lonely FML!
