So many modern technologies would be incredibly cool if they weren’t operated by untrustworthy people.

Ah yes, the Cruz Cruise Index.

At least we haven’t reached the 4th level: Ted Cruz has been forced to return from vacation.

We’ll never know: humans won’t be allowed to touch Windows 12, you can only ask the AI to operate the mouse and keyboard for you.

Relevant House clip

If Ukraine has been disrupting Russia’s power grid, that’s news to me.

Seems likely to get you shot, tbh. 2020 was a bit different.

skill issue bullshit hitbox

Compared to these, my state (Colorado) just seems mid.

Gunshot wounds don’t kill people, blood loss and trauma kill people.

Too much work. Starting a gofundme will be much easier.

I’m starting to suspect there wasn’t much passion in that marriage.

Are we sure the legs are on board?

If governments are serious about protecting people

Well there’s your problem

We’ll see how well politicians in Europe can resist their inclination to quietly “return to normal.” I don’t have much optimism.

I wish we had 100 Mehdi Hasans.

He’s only got a roughly 12 second memory, so he won’t be humiliated for long.

They’ll probably say “the flood ruined your foundation which would have wrecked your house anyway, so you’re not covered.” or some shit like that.

I’ll write that down for when I’m talking to the insurance agent.

Oh, I had no idea. Maybe we should just have a website that tracks whether Ted Cruz has left the country or not, so we know when we need to check on Texas. The Cruz Cruise Index or something.

I was thinking it’d be better if the owl was looking elsewhere in the first 3 panels and only looked at the viewer in the final panel.