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Hold up…is that supposed to be Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks holding the tiddy dog’s hand?
In what context does this even exist?? 😄
Drugs are a hellva drug.
I mean… gestures broadly at Chicago
After all, Alvin and the band’s best work is from when they were on opiates.
Apparently it’s from a restaurant in Chicago.
Hey that’s my aunt
Pink Panther lookin’ his age in retirement.
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“Yeah, but what if we sexualized a hotdog the other way?”
That’s just a normal hotdog then lol
I really don’t understand the obsession with everything cylindrical being a phallice. Like I don’t look at my fingers and think “DICKS!!!¡!” and I love taking a warm glizzy down the back of my throat…
Yeah, nevermind. I get it.
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“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small, it’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils and thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. So-And-So Dick! I’ve got such-and-such for a penis!’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
You’d get Sausage Party
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That was a relatively recent invention
Idk man I think the paleolithic predates ancient Egypt.
Most date from the Gravettian period (26,000–21,000 years ago).[1] However, findings are not limited to this period; for example, the Venus of Hohle Fels dates back at least 35,000 years to the Aurignacian era, and the Venus of Monruz dates back about 11,000 years to the Magdalenian, and the Catalhoyuk figurine[2], 8000 years old.
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Let’s face it. They were wank dolls. Prehistoric hustler.
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Have you a link to the video?
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Alvin is being a gentleman and not ogling her UNLIKE SOME PPL
Alvin is wearing eyeliner like a 70/80’s rock band.
Or a couch fucking VP.
Or that lol, god this timeline sucks.
Cows, pigs and chickens have udders, so it should be udders.
Chickens
You’ve never seen a chicken udder? How else do you think we get chicken milk?
You wouldn’t milk a chicken, would you?
You don’t know my life.
I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?
Udder confusion
Chickens do not have udders.
not with that attitude.
I want breast implants on my wiener.
rib it for pleasure
Look further down
Is that the inverse of shitting dick nipples?
The animated actor who played that hot dog later wound up as a superhero car in this role:
Alvin and the Titdogs
Yet dinosaurs are never depicted with genitals. As if they didn’t procreate.
Do you really want to see a T-Rex running towards you with a huge erection? Because that’s what will happen if these cloning companies have their way!
Life, uh, life finds a way
You’re welcomeThat’s a challenging wank
No cloacas in Jurassic Park
WELL HAAAWWWT DAWWG 👀👅🤩
And a very wide stance.
It’s taking a dump. Titties and scat.
Microwave bubbles is all. Nothing to gawk at.
And a wiener!
