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It’s more about diet. From what I hear, the dude got a lot of lean protein from fish and carb loaded on bread.
Nailed it
Probs a bit dehydrated with all that wine too
Doesn’t he share it with 5000 men
He was a carpenter. He used to do push ups while waiting for construction work in the Home Depot parking lot.
I bet he would entertain the rest of the guys by doing little parlor tricks like water into wine. Like bottle of water into bottle of urine.
I hope when he comes back he spent the last 2000 years getting better at it. Last time he was here he couldn’t even remove a nail to save his life.
I prefer my Jesus swole over ripped
Swole Korean Jesus ain’t got time for your shit!
Jesus said to them, ‘Very truly I tell you, unless you eat the protein of the Son of Man and drink his pre-workout, you have no gains in you. Whoever eats my protein and drinks my pre-workout has eternal gains, and I will bulk them up at the last day.’
John 6:53–54
Look at those cum gutters.
Bukkake-Christ died for your bountiful sins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO7zUml5q20&t=1
It was even filmed !
Ok… So I probably stared at swole fake JCs ripped chiseled physique just a little too long…
Nice title btw 😋
I’m reminded of Japanese writer Yukio Mishima in Confessions of a Mask talking about having a sexual awakening to a shirtless Catholic depiction of Saint Sebastian
Bro seen better days, but he still lookin’ good havin’ a bad one :p
This was unexpectedly metal AF:
Bro looks mildly annoyed he’s an arrow-cushion. “You seeing this Jesus? I’m going to be so late from this.”
Well, after you cop an arrow to the cock, I guessyou gotta just shrug your shoulders
All it takes is about 60 minutes every Sunday
It’s starts off with a few nails and couple of planks
It’s genetics, just look at the father…
But he got his mitochondria from his mother. They’re the power house of the cell.
It’s what nuclei crave.
Fucking hell, PJ, I almost spit my coffee out from laughing and my cats are looking at me funny. Fucking crossfit. Damn.
Just like nearly every superhero in comics… the secret is being entirely made up.
I’m told it’s called a host.
If so I’d be the parasite
