“Were not beating the AI hard enough! Apply the lash!”

I predicted this crash and burn at the exact moment I saw it for the first time.

All these dickheads steal one good idea, and they think that makes them geniuses.

I don’t support the American takeover of Greenland, but I fully support the Greenland takeover of America. Where do I vote?

Details like that don’t matter.

“See what you made me do?”

The entire MAGA movement is driven by tiny, limp dick energy. It’s obvious these guys are compensating for lots of stuff, like lack of brain cells, but I’d bet anything that the average MAGA, and especially the MAGA leadership, are all sporting weenies that are far smaller than average.

Until it’s not. It always starts as a joke.

The defense of bullies, since the beginning of bullies, along with “It was just a joke! Cantcha take a joke?”

They think this will lead to MAGA taking overinmesota, they are delusional. This will only make it worse for them.

He took lots of cognitive tests, and “aced them all.”

I’ve NEVER taken a cognitive test. You know why? Because nobody has ever thought I needed one (except my wife, but she doesn’t count). If they are sending him for MULTIPLE cognitive tests, then he’s got a problem, and the people around him are aware of it.

I remember when my Dad was fading, and we kept taking him for tests, because he kept passing them, and the doctors kept saying he was fine. We were living with him, and knew he wasn’t fine. Not recognizing your own wife of 50+ years is a pretty big indicator that there’s a major problem, but they don’t ask that on tests. They add numbers and ask you to tell time, and my dad had a Mathematics degree, and numbers were never an issue, so they’d pass him. Until one day when he simply didn’t understand their instructions at all. THEN they said he had dementia. No shit, Sherlock.

Well, sure, of course they voted for him, they are pro-sexual-assault.

I watch a fair number of cow videos, and the main thing I’ve learned from them is that they are very curious. Do something weird near them, and they’ll all come over to check it out.

Curiosity is the first step to thinking. Most of them are going to be pretty dumb, but there will always be a few, or at least one, who is going to be smarter than the others. They’re standing around doing nothing all day, is it so surprising that one of them with a few more brain cells finally figured out something?

Was it one of those tools from the Far Side cartoon?

Exactly, I don’t understand why more people don’t love it. Mostly because they haven’t seen it, probably.

I did catch the NBA using the party music to promote the draft one year. I was like “What is that music, it sounds familiar…,” then I realized it was from the party scene at the beginning of Babylon.

If the order to attack our allies is illegal, then planning for that illegal attack would be illegal also.

I see it.

Babylon. Everybody hated it, I loved everything about it. The excess, the color, the sprawling epic, the acting, the music. Underrated, underappreciated masterpiece, there will be a re-appraisal at some point.

I avoided it for a long time, finally watched it, and loved it. Why do I ever listen to anyone else?

That profile gives me a bit of a Matt Goenig vibe.

Hey cops! You gonna take that from The Feds? You want everybody to think you’re pussies? Just Fed lapdogs?