Jerb322@lemmy.world · 24 hours agoHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down12
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squareJerb322@lemmy.world · 24 hours agomessage-square44linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 hour agoIf you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousmessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down15
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareIf you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 1 hour agomessage-square7linkfedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 9 hours agoAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasmessage-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down10
arrow-up150arrow-down1message-squareAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square14linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<message-squaremessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down110
arrow-up169arrow-down1message-squareSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<alina@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square35linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 20 hours agoTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusmessage-squaremessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down17
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusalina@lemmy.world · 20 hours agomessage-square27linkfedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 day agoSolar is the new oilplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up147arrow-down16
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareSolar is the new oilplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 day agomessage-square15linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 21 hours agoOne day, Red Bull will be sued by someone who got high and thought Red Bull would literally give them wingsmessage-squaremessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down112
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareOne day, Red Bull will be sued by someone who got high and thought Red Bull would literally give them wingsFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 21 hours agomessage-square13linkfedilink
ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 15 hours agoThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down112
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 15 hours agomessage-square8linkfedilink
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · edit-21 day ago"Echo Chambers" are massive unbroken spaces with no internal differentiation or divisions, not highly sorted, disconnected masses of variously interconnected smaller chambersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down14
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-square"Echo Chambers" are massive unbroken spaces with no internal differentiation or divisions, not highly sorted, disconnected masses of variously interconnected smaller chambersplus-squaresupersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · edit-21 day agomessage-square17linkfedilink
PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 2 days agoThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down16
arrow-up170arrow-down1message-squareThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squarePierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 2 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago"We've used AI to revise your digital journal entry in order to comply with our Terms and Conditions" might soon become a thing...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down19
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-square"We've used AI to revise your digital journal entry in order to comply with our Terms and Conditions" might soon become a thing...plus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 day agoTwintails are the wintailsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down16
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareTwintails are the wintailsplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 day agomessage-square9linkfedilink
myrmidex@belgae.socialEnglish · 2 days agoWithout vowels there'd be no singingmessage-squaremessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down110
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareWithout vowels there'd be no singingmyrmidex@belgae.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square30linkfedilink
kali_fornication@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThey don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute ismessage-squaremessage-square48linkfedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down118
arrow-up1159arrow-down1message-squareThey don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute iskali_fornication@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square48linkfedilink
bitcrafter@programming.dev · 1 day ago"GOOD AI DON'T THINK! (They get even.)" would be a great name for a horror movie... message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down14
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-square"GOOD AI DON'T THINK! (They get even.)" would be a great name for a horror movie... bitcrafter@programming.dev · 1 day agomessage-square2linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoWhen I first heard of the term "nuclear family", I thought it was referring to the fact that 20 century families had to deal with the constant fear of losing their family to a nuclear bomb. message-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up1159arrow-down11
arrow-up1158arrow-down1message-squareWhen I first heard of the term "nuclear family", I thought it was referring to the fact that 20 century families had to deal with the constant fear of losing their family to a nuclear bomb. 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square11linkfedilink
squaresinger@lemmy.world · 4 days agoEnding a relationship during the dating phase is a positive outcome.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1208arrow-down18
arrow-up1200arrow-down1message-squareEnding a relationship during the dating phase is a positive outcome.plus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
Trex202@lemmy.world · 3 days agoA newer version of "Dictated, but not read" for writing letters is now "AI generated but not read"message-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up148arrow-down11
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareA newer version of "Dictated, but not read" for writing letters is now "AI generated but not read"Trex202@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 4 days agoWhy do we have a bunch of ways to say good night, but only one way to say good morning?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up149arrow-down18
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareWhy do we have a bunch of ways to say good night, but only one way to say good morning?plus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square35linkfedilink
DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agoSome hacker in thigh-high striped socks should take one for the team and release the Epstein Filesmessage-squaremessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1241arrow-down114
arrow-up1227arrow-down1message-squareSome hacker in thigh-high striped socks should take one for the team and release the Epstein FilesDylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square29linkfedilink
