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kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Nearly all Epstein files still unreleased a month after Congress deadline
9·14 hours agoit’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
aww@lemmy.world•ST🛑P! Pls boop the snoot before scrolling on. Thank you.English
4·17 hours agoyou can tell he knows what a good boy he is
a greentext. this is a place where people post screenshots from 4chan where at least one line of text is green
so true. if you walk up to me in the middle of the night and ask me if i will have sex with you, i’ll probably say yes
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•ICE arrested a Navajo man and dismissed all the proof he presented of his identity, claiming he faked it and that they'd "get his family next".
1031·2 days ago“Says here you’re from…NEW MEXICO! HAH! GOTCHA! I KNEW YOU WERE A MEXICAN!”
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
World News@lemmy.world•Macron: ‘No amount of intimidation’ will change EU nations’ course on GreenlandEnglish
101·3 days agoshouldn’t there be an easy fix to this madness? just give trump a bright shiny trophy and tell him he earned it all by himself, like a big boy
eric the red still trolling n00bs from beyond the grave i see
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtobroligarchywatch@moist.catsweat.com•Mother of Elon Musk's child sues his AI company over sexual deepfake images created by Grok
171·3 days agoMother of Elon Musk’s child
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldOPtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•not sure if i chose to post thisEnglish
7·3 days agowait till you get one of those neuralink chips and you’re forced to like all of elon’s tweets
from now on he’s gona be concerned, making texts like “hi son, have you had your daily cock yet?”
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•Trump, 79, Appears to Forget Name of Woman Who Just Gave Him Her Nobel Peace PrizeEnglish
191·3 days agotrump is almost 80 and acts like he’s almost 8
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sorry to disappoint youEnglish
2·4 days agoand then if you’re like me and you’re too lazy to type out
zsearchevery time you just doalias z="zsearch"
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Sorry to disappoint youEnglish
2·4 days agomy google search history is cursed but my zsh history is blessed because i can just do
zsearch() { cat ~/.zsh_history | grep "$1" }
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It's not an addiction! I can stop whenever I want!
14·4 days agohang on let me check my frog folder
i have 684 frogs in my frog folder
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
Progressive Politics@lemmy.world•Former "Proud Boys" Leader Enrique Tarrio Named in Leaked ICE Documents
7·4 days agoThe Proud Boys always struck me as something that started off as a joke and then got taken seriously by the wrong people. kinda like how 4chan’s /pol/ board used to be mostly ironic shitposts before it got overrun by actual nazis
i dunno man if you turn off the news and only look at headlines occasionally, the world doesn’t seem like it’s falling apart. i mean it definitely is, but from where you’re standing everything seems fine. works for me
kali_fornication@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•House Democrat introducing legislation to abolish ICE: ‘Beyond reform
302·4 days agoi just got a vision of a future headline
“House Democrat Legislation Fails to Abolish ICE”
i’m literally nostradamus





our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe