Your bottom section is a Neoliberal, not a sensible liberal.

Peacemaker

blame the vegans

The people who want to take away your privacy use these tactics to make it feel OK because it’s “for a good cause”. You fell for it.

Invite them back over and masturbate aggressively while they enjoy cocktails and reminisce.

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Put things into other things. Take things out of other things. Push stuff. Sleep. Look at stuff.

Take my money.

So we should see his pardon come through in the next few months.

No shit. We’re already cooked.

No one trusts google anymore. WTF. That makes no sense.

I forgive you.

They’re pouring their money into immortality research so their lifespan will be long enough to reach Mars.

If the steering wheel fly off, I’m toast.

Chicken Biryani. I keep getting the ingredients and making simpler things.

I hate people that generalize.

Hallucinations will help preserve history?

I had perfect vision for decades and then it suddenly went to shit. Found out there’s no preventing it, no lifestyle changes to make it better. It’s just gone. Presbyopia can’t be prevented or fixed. Feels bad, man.

Excited and optimistic to see how this is swiftly handled by responsible and mature government and law enforcement officials.

What??? Why???