The account I’m publishing under is super old (like literally just my first name old, lol), but this will be the first app I’ve ever published.
There doesn’t seem to be any way to bypass this step. None that I’ve found, anyhow.

I’ve tried all my friends and family, and have only come up with 3 people out of those. Everyone I know seems to unfortunately be on iOS.

This is what I currently see in my app console:

Crappy source, but the info in this article seems legit and is a crazy read.

Presumably Seckel met Epstein through his sort-of wife, Isabel Maxwell — the sister of alleged Epstein enabler Ghislaine Maxwell — whom he had married in 2007, while apparently still married to someone else.

“I was never able to establish to my satisfaction that Seckel had died.” Though he didn’t devote a lot of time to the question, he continued, “I always had my suspicions that maybe he faked his own death; it would have been in character.” Others who knew Seckel also have their doubts that he’s dead and, in fact, it’s difficult to verify; authorities in France did not respond to inquiries.

Dmitry Rybolovlev is the Russian oligarch who sold the painting “Salvator Mundi” to Mohammed bin Salman for $450 million in 2017. He also bought a Palm Springs mansion from Trump in 2008 for $30 million dollars over it’s appraised value. The same mansion both Trump and Epstein coveted in 2004.
There’s an article that goes into more detail here. It’s fairly dismissive of the whole conspiracy, but I’m not so sure.

Him saying this feels unarguably “no taxation without representation” territory to me.

Also, in Japan they’d be required to pixelate that neck.

Jaws-Michel Basquiat

Smé-Gill is just bitter about having his precious taken from him.

This guy has been calling out everyone else’s grades and test scores since at least Obama, while consistently threatening institutions with lawsuits if they release his records. Such stereotypically weak-ass bully behavior.

Cool, so all we need now is a list of Proud Boy demonstrations in FL.

It’s roughly the same size as a Volkswagen T-Roc (one of 2024’s top-selling cars in Europe).

Check out Telo. :)

Even worse, a soft “bzzzt, click click click” from a hard drive (shudder)

Trump, “There was no Tariff ‘exception’ announced on Friday”.

Nope, totally nothing to see here: “Reciprocal Tariff Exclusion for Specified Products”.

If it is, they did an admirable job of matching the trees and building/windowsill reflections in the sunroof and windshield.

“It’s not a bug, it’s a feature”

I feel like there’s a single word to sum up one who’s teachings are directly opposed to those of Jesus 🤔

Here’s the human artist (Joe Wos) that created this, if you’re ok with visiting Instagram to share some more direct support.

Also here.