I see your haven’t downloaded it yet, and raise you a I don’t even know what the hell it is.

Getting fired from that place was the _sob best thing that ever happened to me.

Sorry if I’m being dense, but what would be the point of that?

My old person trait is when someone offers me coffee, I look at my watch.

My plan is to delete all my content, but leave my profile intact, so posterity can see what a prolific contributor I was, but not see any of my content.

Man I used to waterpik every single night, but they stopped manufacturing the tip that I liked and I can’t find it anywhere (even on eBay).

It’s a weak excuse I know, but I really think I’d get back into it if I could find the tips I liked.

Watching my dad right-click, and select “Copy” from the popup menu…

I had a Brother Monochrome laser printer that randomly threw and error code and was bricked. Printed about 30 sheets through it before it died. Threw it in a dumpster.

Hesitantly, I bought a similar used one on Craigslist for $40 and it’s been running fine for two years now. I might’ve just gotten unlucky with the first one.

This is like an open source “hey Google”?

I still have the sync app, so when I accidentally click on a Reddit link, it takes me to the broken app, reminding me how fucked Reddit is, and how I don’t want to be using it any more.

Can’t wait for the Lemmy Sync app too! Not that Jerboa is really that bad…