If Outward taught me anything, it’s that everything in the outside world will kill you and it’s best to just stay home.

Looking forward to the sequel~

The one guy just walks around all day carrying a big-ass rock everywhere he goes? I think he could probably take the other two in a fight, then

“Thou shalt not lay with a man as thou would a woman.”

But, if you’re a gay man, you wouldn’t want to lay with a woman.

So, if you have sex with a man, it wouldn’t be “as thou would [lay with] a woman,” since thou wouldn’t lay with women in the first place.

So, see? It was never a sin!

(Gets more complicated when you’re bi, but I think if you only bottom for men and top for women- or vice-versa- it probably still works out)

Sheesh, should’ve known better than to try and make a joke around here, I guess. I appreciated it, at least. I’ve got a soft spot for suddenly making really dire, grim statements in otherwise totally pedestrian conversations

It genuinely boggles that so many people would take “the evil night-horrors” as an actual argument for this

Just under ‘cock-up’, I guess

Wouldn’t mind being able to call someone who’s being a jackass a ‘plonker’, but I think in an American accent it would sound like some kind of obscure slur

Hm. Indeed.

I’ve heard it referred to as demisexual/demiromantic, and also you’d be bi/pan.

But, y’know, that’s just the label that helps you quickly explain your situation without needing to overclarify. No matter what, you’re just you.

…Dracula AND his son?

From what I’m told, it stares back. So, probably a good time if you’re an exhibitionist, I guess.

I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this, but I seem to do it a lot

At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.

I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

It’s just an unending cycle of collecting rings and then losing them all when something comes out of nowhere and knocks you on your ass.

Now that I think about it, making them rings was kind of a heavy-handed choice…

God, that must be so embarrassing

But the desk blocks me from accessing my penis???

What a coincidence! I call mine The Crowdpleaser

If her friends don’t cum- and if they don’t cum- well they’re no friends of mine

After all that adventure, he’s gotta be tired. I’d say the next move should be heading back to the White House. :)

They turned Jaco Pastorius into an anime girl 😔

I relate to the baby that was apparently too ugly to eat