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I just had my first one of two. The day after was pretty rough. Be prepared.

It is the sauce on them that is bad. Try adding some tomato puree to the beans.

I had to do that job when I volunteered at Salvos. It was awful.

Salt gun update: Baking soda mixed in with the salt did the trick. Thanks for the tips.

The last time I used those I wrecked my back playing Wii golf and couldn’t move for two weeks. Never again.

I quit smoking at around 2011. Then last year for some dumb reason I got addicted to vaping :-(

If bicarb doesn’t work I will try a couple of coffee beans. Rice would be ideal but I worry it might get stuck and wreck the gun.

I’m trying bicarb first. The salt ‘magazine’ is too small for silica gel packet.

So I bought a salt rifle for the flies as recommended here. Lots of fun. One problem: Every time I go to use it after a few days the salt is too moist for it to work properly and I have to clean it out and use fresh salt. I am using Coles cheap iodised salt that I have on hand. Does anyone have a tip on how to keep the salt dry?

Quiz: Are your maths skills sharper than a Year 9 student’s?

Yay for sure. I’m 10 weeks sober and loving it.

Be very wary of faulty microwaves. Any gaps will cook the user.

3/10 which I could have earned by just random clicking.

Thanks for the update. It must be chaos working out ages.

I didn’t get thrown off for being underage. Did anyone not survive the new regulations? I sent this to the mods:

8/10

Coles deli turkey breast slices are pretty good. Saves a lot of hassle and you can choose the portion you need. We have turkey sangas once a week or so.

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Aged 11 I left an open bottle of school milk on top of the gas water heater in the kitchen just opposite the head masters office. Stank quite well. I’m not sure if they ever found the bottle because I was expelled for other reasons.