“Therapists warned him, but when he showed them his dick, doctors were ASTONISHED! Make your dick bleed with this WEIRD trick!”

Just got it. Had to come back to updoot

Holy shit, that twist

All squares are turtles. All circles are turtles. It’s turtles all the way down.

I told my dog these jokes and she said, “that’s scute.”

I live in America and I haven’t learned a damn thing!

Orrrrrr… Abraham needed mental help and therapy, which the community should have noticed when he cut off the tip of his dick and DARVO’d his son before torturing wildlife. Instead, when he said “God made me do it, and an angel stopped me,” the ancient orphan-crushing machine turned it into “1 like=1 prayer.”

I’d prefer them and their trucks patrol about 50 miles southeast of Galveston

Instructions unclear: pooped on a friend and became a children’s entertainer

Why? Bald is beautiful

You are alone, and [dog whistle homophobia with an overtly ableist remark]!

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Aww… Thanks for the- HEY!

I only get the slightest bit of solace knowing that every person in that truck probably ate some blowback

Maybe they did it as a group activity

Please, no. Some of us are trying really hard to unfuck this shit.

This is pretty funny, but not as funny as the multiple Michael Scott-esque overlapping usernames at the bottom

Someone should put shoes on them, look how cold their feet are!!!

They’re not trying to replace you, they’re trying to devalue you. See how that’s different? You thought that they were indifferent towards you, but it turns out that they actually hate you. How fun!

”Where you came from," a.k.a. “prison?”

Can I take your picture? Ok, now let’s get a picture of both of us together!

But, for serious, that’s gotta suck for everyone just trying to enjoy their day until this asshole decided to harass the wildlife.