Depends on the reason for the arrest. If I get zip-tied and dragged off the streets for saying mean things about orange man, I won’t be the embarrassed one.

Racing like a pisshorse.

Got lost shaving the yak.

Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me. I’m a lawyer defending a major record company, and I’m talkin’ about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you’re in that jury room deliberatin’ and conjugatin’ the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No!

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

A finger of the monkey’s paw curls. Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson has been duplicated hundreds of times and now holds top leadership positions in every country on Earth.

Talking cars were supposed to be wisecracking inanimate sidekicks, not narcs for the insurance company. Stupid present not being any of the good futures we were promised in sci-fi.

I heard he asked for seconds and something extra to wash it down.

How embarrassing would it be if the pilots were simultaneously incapacitated mid-flight and he had to explain the ruse as they all plummeted to their fiery deaths? Boy, would my face be red.

The first indication of danger should have been the unexpected life insurance policy paperwork in last week’s mail that said nothing but “Cat” for the list of beneficiaries.

They’re harder to get than the lead-based alternatives.

Insecurity baby to renew her claim on him after seeing how friendly he was with the newly-available Mrs. Kirk.

He did but she stuck a turkey baster between the cushions afterward and helped things along.

The song about the piano man includes a harmonica but there’s no indication that he uses one.

Should’ve used a frag.

The ship knows where he is by knowing where he isn’t.

I like the Sandyposting too, it’s a long way from seeming like you’re beating a dead h-

…What I mean to say is that Sandy is the glue holding us together.

That explains the long face.

Starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane, Lenny Bruce is not afraid.