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Hersteller: “Ja gut, dann halt unkonventionelle Schrauben, Kleber überall sowie Plastik das beim Öffungsversuch bricht. Wir kriegen euch schon dazu unseren neuen Kram zu kaufen”

Apple: “Wir verheiraten die Bauteile mit dem Mainboard. Viel Spaß beim repariere tüdelüüüüü”

Me discovering most of my hobbies IN my 30s:

Orly ?

I mean it does not get any more “self help” than allowing someone to HELP themslves ? <j/k> #AgainstLearnedHelplessness

“Arbeit muss sich lohnen” Gezeichnet: Deutscher Staat

Well even good old typewriter is not safe is it…

They way you can be tracked across the web even with your device metrics alone or morbid repetetive habits is frankly… terrifying.

And how many % of the world population do you think is willing to sacrifice convenience for (passing) privacy ?

I write my own tools. Most people avoid anything beyond “click and download”

It’s wanted behaviour. Sadly. #ForTheProfit #GiveUsYourDataOmNomNom

Bu But But the economic value of that nose !!111

Hope they won’t come to Lemmy n Feddit as back then with X -> Mastodon.

Reddit users trigger happiness and toxicity together with #shadowbannig and their dumb isotericness makes 78% of their userbase insufferable. ( only /r/MikuMikuDance and /r/retroid I found mildly ok …)

{Reddit, X/Twitter, Tiktok, Insta,Youtube} 👀 “Internet Feelgood Package” ugh

If just it was called hipster and utilized a rapper with backwards facing basecap and bling bling as logo

Lets see how it stacks up against the big ones

Keep some money saved aside for buying chocolate bad times

Let me introduce me to my lord and saviour: #airplanemode

“Excuse me Mrs. we cannot pick up a smartphone signal near you. Could you please turn on your smartphone for us ?”

“Ah it’s on. But in AIRPLANE MODE !” “oh no !”

Aktionäre sind auch seltsame Tierchen. Neues Spielzeug kommt auf den Markt. Aktie hustet. Lass mal alles rausnehmen. 100000e folgen.

Wenn sich ansieht wie gerade alle Semi- und KI Aktien die hochgelobt wurden zusammenbrechen. Gruß an den Koreanischen.

Menschen sind nicht rational. Das ist der große Vor und Nachteil des Marktes Irgendwo folgt der Aktienmarkt auch der realen Welt nur teils.

Und der Orangenjunge. Naja. ““Zölle”” zur Marktkontrolle. Super.

The only ones ““winning”” with SPCX were pre ipo holder–

Oh wait. Actually noone except very few (Elmo) won, as most are forced to keep their stock several months in.

Will the same trash happen with OpenAI and Antrophic again ? Absolutely.

Funny how people react so willingly to hand over money if you promise “mad gains”… … altho not. For them.

Just killing humans own habitat. The planet really does not care

“Dad wrote TempleOS”

Jesus said while opening the laptop with a gazillion stickers on it

If taking hostages is required for solving the “universe’s secrets” it can gladly keep its secrets.

At the end of it there will be a CEO extracting money from completly unrelated research. Humans are dumb.

Yep. In germany you might get sued for telling a company “hey your security might endanger peoples data”.

Then again, you might get lawyers sent after you for daring to rate a restaurant low here. We take our ability to perform badly but still feel very proud very seriously here.

Was any of this right here correct ? Oh I dunno.

Crystalballs and honeypots

Hmm but the next part would be “Please come back Elon” …

I can’t imagine anyone stooping that low :P

Sans sure got buff <3