Wring it out and hang it up to dry I guess.

Should have said flame instead.

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I’m ready!!

Who makes sushi while they’re napping?

Sure, it’s been going on for years. Is someone finally going to do something about it?

They already cost more and considering they have worse gas mileage, they paying more taxes on fuel as well.

I agree with the parking though, back of the lot with ya.

It is wicked expensive near that port.

I live a little ways from there, but still had the same summers worth of drought this year.

Are you living free or living the way life should be?

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

The suit was against the assistant principal of the school. I doubt the assistant principal will be capable of paying $10m, so the teacher likely won’t see any of the money. Especially if the assistant principal ends up in prison after the criminal trial.

Pop over to Michigan and they permanently revoke your license for a second DUI.

I agree, let’s all plan on falling back by a half hour this year.

Don’t worry, you’ll get your fall back as regularly scheduled. However, when the clock hits midnight we’re immediately jumping ahead an hour again so we permanently land on DST.

Oddly enough, the bedrooms aren’t always included in a house tour.

Even snails have killed people. Who knows, there could be a snail coming for you right now!

Nah, that’s probably punishable under reckless hydrating laws.

You almost got me, then I reached for the lip balm.

Have you seen Robot Hell? The singing is incessant.

Finally, the Asians and the Europeans will be able connect in way never before imagined!