This has big “kid who has to be sent to a birthday party with a better present for themselves in addition to one for the birthday kid” energy. If that kid grew up and learned to write this would be in their hand at every child’s birthday party.

It’s not much different from a rape whistle I would guess

I’ve got a bridge to sell. It’s about yay high and goes all the way across. It is colored #9aae07.

He’s probably faking it because he’s mad the chocolate coin she gave him chipped his veneers.

Doesn’t leaving location on drain phone battery at a higher rate?

The medal is going to turn up in 100 years with a lot of tooth marks on it. Not marks from biting gold to see if it is legit. Tooth marks that suggest somebody thought it was full of chocolate.

dmb caused Chicago’s 9/11 by dumping a busload of shit and piss onto a tour boat full of people

Seal did that song next to the Bat-Signal that is about this exact topic

did you know that there’s a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.

At first glance it says “dripping with excrement” so maybe someone left one of Goofy’s turds in the sun to get bleached.

Pretty straightforward. Take a nasty shit and warm up the shower while you wipe. Alternatively, warm up the shower after realizing you’re out of shit tickets.

Would anyone like to live on the moon for minimum wage and mop wads off the ceilings every day?

That’s pretty wild. With the current administration’s critical thinking power you’d think they would believe Greenland was full of green people.

Contrary to popular belief, Iceland is mostly volcanoes

When I met my SO she had two sister cats. One you could hold like a baby and the other is friendly but didn’t like to be held and fought pretty hard to escape. She said she doesn’t like to be held. Long story short that cat will purr in my arms when there’s milk about to be served because she is a milk hound. Bribery aside I think the cat just doesn’t like when her human is walking around while holding her. Like car sick but for cats I think.

JFK Reloaded was made to dispel conspiracy theories by simulating the assassination and grading each shot on how close it was to real life. The ballistics were advanced. It turns out it is a lot more fun to play when you shoot the drivers first, stopping the motorcade, and start shooting the sunglasses off the cops and the guns out of their hands. It’s no Sniper Elite but you can really pump JFK’s guts full of lead.

That little shit is from Lake County. I’m only pointing this out to remind anyone thinking a waterside photo is projecting status. In Lake County there is more water than land at a 2:1 ratio so this is a poor man’s attempt to appear to be rich. You can’t piss in a yard in Lake County without it landing in one of the many lakes.

I am trying to change careers and was joking about joining ICE with my mom yesterday. We got a laugh out of me needing to find size 25 combat boots and a human colored clown wig first. If they want a circus they should expect clowns.

I typed out a huge reply complaining about Razer and then deleted it and tried another, shorter, reply which I also deleted and tried walking away from this thread. To make it briefest, don’t buy Razer. They don’t support Linux. Their windows software sucks a ton anyway.

I’ve used my Razer hardware with the Steam Deck and Dock like a sort-of laptop and it all works out of the box but LEDs sit on demo mode since there is no software to change them. You can’t change anything in fact so any macro keys are useless too. The selling point for me was customizability which isn’t there on Linux. Don’t quote me on that I know how absolutely stupid it sounds in any other context.

I bought all my Razer peripherals before they even announced the Steam Deck. The software has gotten worse and a newer version bricks a gamepad I like to use as a media controller from the couch. If I had to replace anything I would definitely go with any other brand now. I don’t see that happening any time soon though because the Deck does most if not all of the work in games now.

Sorry about having no recommendations in this reply. I have a bone to pick with Razer today. Synapse shit the bed mid episode last night and my media controller gamepad bricked out for a few hours. I recommend staying away from Razer for your sanity. Also don’t waste money on features not accessible on Linux.

My neighbor growing up who still lives with his parents and doesn’t drive has all his rent and car money spent on his computer. I have his old graphics card and it doesn’t struggle with anything I throw at it. I think he uses Steelseries. I trust his judgement more than mine. Steelseries probably holds up to a lot of wear and tear or else the guy wouldn’t be wearing them out and getting new ones.