It’s nice to be appreciated. Thank you.

I don’t want to tell you what to do, but I hope you’ll reconsider. I feel like it’s an irreversible and terrible mistake to approach this issue with a capital expenditure rather than an operating expenditure. Considering the infrequent nature of anticipated usage, it would be like buying a car when you only need a single rideshare trip. I think you’ll find that if instead of purchasing a unit, you choose to outsource to a service provider for the use of one of their machines, it will free up more capital for your estate, which your stakeholders will appreciate at their next meeting.

The article says they were deliberately released.

Why? Are you thinking of opening an assisted suicide clinic?

Jack: I want you on this, Lemon. Those jokes you wrote for my Mitt Romney fundraiser, they were top-notch.

Liz: Those weren’t jokes! That was an appeal for a return to common sense and decency.

Jack: Well, they got big laughs.

— Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock, Season 1: Fireworks

There’s a rotting pumpkin on their doorstep and a brown Christmas tree in their living room.

They’re not suggesting they have to comply, just everyone else.

The giant corporation? Probably the working class.

They already had a ride dedicated to apologism for the post-failed-southern-reconstuction culture. They could make a ride promoting the DHS’s ICE at this point and it still might not be the worst thing they’ve done. If they wanted to criticize unionionists and praise company towns, it’d hardly be off brand.

Abstract art so good, you derealize and lose time.

Kleine donderbus

Eh, fudgicle/fudgecicle

The amount of pizza that 12 elephants would eat, or do you live in a place where pizzas are bigger than elephants?

Yeah. It’s not my favorite. Still, most people can talk and listen faster than than a stenographer can type. There’s also the added layer of nonverbal information in oral communication that isn’t in text. Calls are still more effective for most matters that are both urgent and important. I don’t like them, but I’ll resort to them if I need to.

How many extra-large pizzas is that?

Yeah, it’s absolutely nothing to do with fairness. There’s still billions of pounds of cheese in reserve as a monument to price control:

https://www.newsweek.com/americas-14-billion-pound-cheese-stockpile-dwindling-1855009

All the while, idolizing and trying to emulate the behaviors of the executives of the large corporations that are trying to put them out of business.

Being a social worker or probably just healthcare in general.

I’m revisiting this after learning about the community. I still think this was a really fun thread.

I was so confused. I couldn’t find the story anywhere else. Then I couldn’t find the publication or the writer. Then I read the community info. What’s the Viral Magazine equivalent of “ate the onion?”