I don’t want to tell you what to do, but I hope you’ll reconsider. I feel like it’s an irreversible and terrible mistake to approach this issue with a capital expenditure rather than an operating expenditure. Considering the infrequent nature of anticipated usage, it would be like buying a car when you only need a single rideshare trip. I think you’ll find that if instead of purchasing a unit, you choose to outsource to a service provider for the use of one of their machines, it will free up more capital for your estate, which your stakeholders will appreciate at their next meeting.
Are these available for pre-order?
Yes, it even has a lifetime warranty.
Why? Are you thinking of opening an assisted suicide clinic?
No. For personal use only.
I don’t want to tell you what to do, but I hope you’ll reconsider. I feel like it’s an irreversible and terrible mistake to approach this issue with a capital expenditure rather than an operating expenditure. Considering the infrequent nature of anticipated usage, it would be like buying a car when you only need a single rideshare trip. I think you’ll find that if instead of purchasing a unit, you choose to outsource to a service provider for the use of one of their machines, it will free up more capital for your estate, which your stakeholders will appreciate at their next meeting.
I thought you were going to launch into a “please don’t kill yourself” speech … You had me in the first half NGL. Lol.
It’s nice to be appreciated. Thank you.
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(This emoticon feels creepy in this context, but I still find it hilarious, so I’m keeping it)
I feel like I interpreted it in the spirit in which it was intended :)