I have regretted, sometimes for years, not indulging in a selfish impulse.

Because it’s a Jewish anecdote.

You just make a list of all the documented ones and then circle the ones that are not on the list.

Shouldn’t have missed his ear.

In other words, this meme is actually accurate:

Is there any proof he’s not bi in the one matrix movie that exists?

I choose to start drinking, my brain choses to continue.

There was something familiar about the number on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

Yeah, I basically stopped tagging stuff because I never got used to the formatting.

And also because I never remember which instance it’s on.

You forgot to pay off the judge.

Your point being?

Tic-tac-toe always ends in a draw with perfect play.

Yeah, the comic could really use a fourth panel showing just how absurd it is for war horses to climb ladders.

That’s still just about half a Voltaire, you’ll be fine.

Very well. Mišík (black) and Hladík:

Outside of lemmy.ml, Groucho Marx memes are the best Marx memes. Inside of lemmy.ml [user banned. reason: rule 2].

FTFY:

Team America.

My cats meow a “bless you” if someone coughs near them.