Why ask folks to tag themselves when you can ask “Hoo are you?”

Through the darkness

Of futures past

The magician longs to see

One chants out

Between two worlds

Firewalk with me

edit: OOH OOH JOKE #2

Guess anything named concord is just plain cursed.

Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?

Lots of folks around me complain about their living expenses rising, but seem to put undue importance on the fact that a lot of landlords around here are immigrants. They’re just one step away from saying “I have no problem giving upwards of 1/3 of my income to a stranger who does fuck all for me, as long as they’re white.”

Freedom Town, USA sounds like a bit we’d come up with.

Actually, no, we’d call it Freedomtown, Burgerland

I must be a sicko because that was sorta nourishing

That’s also what the little pocket on jeans is for

You’re telling me they’re targeting GAMERS?

Once upon a time a user told me Reddit was entirely communist because the most updooted post in one isolated community was a picture of Bernie Sanders.

Dead Rising just got worse and worse with each outing. I eventually came to like DR2 (thanks to Off The Record) but I couldn’t bring myself to care about 3 and when they changed Frank for 4, I gave up on believing the series could be good again.

The 80s were a wild time.

Of course he thinks it sucked, it was Pale Fire when he was hoping for Lolita.

https://hexbear.net/c/ttrpg

What sort of vampire?

1: I play a lot of Pioneer (because it encapsulates basically every set I played) and Commander because it’s what everybody plays. However, I’ve recently been enjoying Pauper more. The People’s Format.

2: Arcades, The Strategist + A Fuckload of Defenders + Tower Defense

Alternately, any Lotus Field Combo.

Mostly caster classes because they’re more visually interesting than martial classes. Yeah, attack animations can get pretty cool, but I don’t care how many flips/spins/tricks a martial character does, they’re not going to stack up with most of the stuff a caster can bust out, especially when it comes to late-game spells.

1. Play a Swamp
2. Pass the turn
3. In white’s end step, tap the Swamp and cast Fatal Push, targeting the opponent’s king
4. Chess pieces have no mana cost, so black wins

How does Hexbear feel about the J/2 Dope ticket in the 2024 election?

This insane clown nation deserves an insane clown president.

The only Funko pops I own were given to me as gifts by people who had no idea what to give and this is the only acceptable reason to have one.