It takes twice as many sticks to make a W than a V.

_smokebomb

Were the senators themselves the victims of these deepfakes?

Easily done, but ick.

Robert is still on twitler?

this is chess, not checkers.

They just ate their own rook.

Brown is dark orange

I got an Applebee’s gift card.

I got an old NES GameGenie around here somewhere we can hack it with. We can hook it up to an AI! No… I can hook it up to an AI. Power over life and death feels like a toy. My toy.

No problem, got my eyes on a Trident missile.

Late entry for weird flex of the year.

Open switch panel and disconnect one switch. Wait a day. If no one complains, disconnect the second. Wait a day. If no one complains, it’s probably the third. For good measure, disconnect the third switch. If still no one complains, remove all switches and the lightbulb, since they’re not needed anymore. (The Sysadmin approach)

I used this method a few months ago in my breaker box. I needed to make room in it for an EV charger.

Then they should miss Christmas.

Enjoy counting your nothing, idiots.

Weird tug of war

“Grandpa says ‘hi,’ son.”

Gold coin pop out the top WAA-HOO

You have the right to a free refill. If you choose to wave this right, you may not return to claim it on a future visit.

You have the right to a dirty bathroom. If you do not have diarrhea, it will be provided for you.

Do you understand the meal numbers may have changed, and that you must check the menu?

I just don’t think there’s that much copper in a camera. That’s a lot of weight for a camera by itself.

Word

It’s written on the detergent bottle.

Been in a nursing home? This doesn’t track.