I hope to one day.

Make sure you remember your lock combo before locking your belongings up when you take a shower. I came back to my locker and couldn’t open it once. No phone, no glasses, just flip flops in a towel. Not a fun experience. Thankfully I remembered the code before too embarrassingly long.

Kinda rude to steal this guy’s shirt. Can’t you buy your own?

If you keep saying everything is AI eventually you’ll be right! Keep it up!

I wish Lemmy was independent of Americans.

That’s why I always make this great joke about getting items for free if they don’t scan. Always gets a big smile from the cashier!

Who is Sydney Water and why is she being careless with her poo balls?

Green Party usually gets a seat or two each election.

Weird title. I thought it was Steam account owner trying to get 656 million in damages.

I took my car ice racing in -39° this weekend. Then drove home through Toronto Sunday night from up north. Would do again.

Good meme

You should probably go see an eye doctor as soon as you can.

I like Thunder for an Android client. It has a good interface and the devs are active on GitHub and have fixed a couple bugs that I have reported.

If I had a time machine, this is what I’d do first.

Wicked hairdo

In our region these exist but are optional. Not everyone has a good internet connection or a quiet place to study at home.

Did you just carve out your kitchen out of a block of marble?

Huh. Didn’t hear about this one.

I gotta rewatch this again. I wonder if I’ll find it as hilarious as I did when I was 13. Hopefully.

You could be brain in a jar. Also the universe could’ve been created last Thursday