As far as fast acting laxatives go, the lemon lime mag citrate ain’t half bad. I would recommend drinking it on the toilet though

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Go back to reddit

That wasn’t a crash out, that was the apex of western culture

Is that like 3rd base for ferengi?

I own one because I’m a coffee snob and enjoy pourovers. Before I went down that whole road, no. And neither did anyone I knew well enough to dig through their kitchen

Funny you mention that, there literally is a slaughter beach in Florida. It just uses the Spanish word, matanzas. There’s also slaughter high school and slaughter state forest, and fort slaughter

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The one I’ve heard is, if you spilled a glass of red wine on it, how hard would you work to clean/fix it? It’s more in the vein of decluttering as opposed to replacing furniture. So obv your couch and TV are exceptions

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. The “left” isn’t a big enough voting bloc to swing an election. I’m an anti-electoralist and I voted for the fucking cop. Most of us vote despite our opinions on the two party system. Blame white liberals. They’re the ones who didn’t show up

Steve Jobs my balls

Did the same thing with my Thinkpad, 1 tb SSD, 20gb ram (16 gig stick and 4 soldered on) and an upgrade wifi card. Best computer I’ve ever had

When you put it like that I get even more depressed

You can’t handle my weakest delivery boys, traveler

1. Put your hair up, you can also have your hair cut person (whatever they’re called) layer your hair. It isn’t a big deal, I live in Florida and if I can tolerate it in the middle of summer, you shouldn’t have any issues

2. Depends on your hair type and skin. My partner washes her hair once a week, I was mine every other day. If your point of reference is short hair, then yes, it is harder to wash and dry. But it isn’t a big deal, even for my ADHD ass.

3. True. And in your laundry and ass crack too. Idk how it gets in my ass crack but it does.

4. Wear your hair up or back when you need it out of your face.

5. Don’t set your hair on fire? That’s just a problem in general, not even a long hair thing.

6. I brush my hair before I put it up for work and before I go to bed. Takes less than 5 minutes out of my day. E: I’ll also brush it if I’m wearing it down and I want it to look nice while going out. Even with that it’s still a miniscule amount of time

I’m going to hopefully find other anarchists in my area. It’s lonely out here

Particularly apt because the members of chumbawuma are raging anarchists, much like slrpnk lol

It also flags my DNS filter and nearly every site I go to has to “check if I’m human”

Well ya see, the driver is based and the shooter is woke so the shooter is wrong and gets the chair if the car doesn’t kill them first