

Isn’t the dowry supposed to go to the woman’s side? so Denmark will get Alaska instead.


Isn’t the dowry supposed to go to the woman’s side? so Denmark will get Alaska instead.


What’s the Lemmy equivalent of driving around real slow?
Maybe posting 90s memes?


Russia is happy, the vassal state is good at following orders.
If you give a mouse a cookie…
If you give a rat music lessons…
So how many get into a pissing contest with their trans partner?
Cannibal! The Musical.


Introducing the “Microsoft 365 Slop app”
What about schools/universities that ban using AI, they will have to ban using Sloffice 365.


And why write 4000 words that makes sense every day when the LLM can hallucinate 120 papers every day.


That’s why one take Jake gets paid the big bucks.


Well I tried 😁


How to impress someone in toki pona: mi pali kepeken ma tomo Aci.
It’s a translation of: I use Arch btw
I used https://musely.ai/tools/toki-pona-translator
I have no idea if it’s correct.
Sorry but muscle memory makes me write:
apt-get update
apt-get upgrade
And I’m used to apt complaining about missing repo URL, and then I have to fix it by pointing to archive.debian.org.
Everything reminds me of her!


I long for the weekends where we spend all waking hours gaming on the C64
Ah yes I remember, the triplet towers of Manhattan.

Definitely we need a fork that’s independent of Mozilla with a real non profit organisation behind, and these days we also need a permanent non-profit clause.

I really hope Firefox gets forked, and ends up like OpenOffice


The band named: None Of Those Words Are In The Bible :3


84 chars:
I affirm in the positive, that I am applying for the thirty-six hour full time role.
58 chars:
Yes, I am applying for the thirty-six hour full time role.
Thanks for clearing that up, but in this case we know Barron will be the burden, so it’s Alaska or no deal!