Shadow Madness was an amazingly bad PS1 RPG. The details have faded with time, but I remember it was an incoherent hodgepodge of every RPG trope, every party member was a bad cliche, the random encounter system was this terrible “red light, green light” thing. It was insultingly easy, and Harv-5 was like someone’s shitty Shadow the Hedgehog OC of Bender from Futurama.

I have had a grudge against this terrible game for 25 years.

Imagine anon’s surprise when someone digs it up in 100 years and it turns out they accidentally drew dickbutt instead.

A1 steak sauce, or HP brown sauce when the import section at my supermarket has it.

…how long are your fuckin showers, man?

Speed Racer is a great fucking movie to watch while tripping. Everything is done in this bright, over-the-top color palette to make the live action feel like a cartoon, and the plot is easily ignorable if needed.

Picture hasn’t been updated since Lower Decks, it’s missing Agimus.

Ariel and Tiana not lookin half bad tho…

Launching out of a cannon and floating to safety at the end by opening a very small umbrella.

Good parts: The Doctor, Seven of Nine, Tom and B’Elana

The bad: Any time the holodeck goes black and white, salamanders, every single thing about the Kazon

This interpretation is supported by the other line calling him “such a lovely dear”.

Is this a service anyone can sign up for?

I didn’t expect to be flayed in the public square today, but whatever is comfortable for you is good.

Lips and tongue are erogenous zones that you have fairly fine control over, and aside from feeling nice, pressing your face right up against someone else’s chompers is a sign of mutual vulnerability and trust.

I dunno about a cure, but a cat that wants to snuggle is a pretty effective treatment.

Children’s Horror

I haven’t actually seen Torchwood, but I am skeptical that it could possibly be gayer than my beloved Sense8.

I do like that era of Doctor Who though, so maybe I should check this out for myself…

I always read it like Snagglepuss from the old Hanna-Barbera cartoons.