Do they both flee the scene only to run headfirst into each other behind someone’s barn?
Unknown, because they both had so much stolen meth in their cars, when they collided, they both exploded into a fireball that wiped out everything within a half a mile radius
Truly kismet
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He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He stole a van, she stole a car
They wouldn’t get far
He drove to fast, she did as well
Now they’re both rotting in a cell
Porn Directors:
Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Oregon, where we lay our scene…
But soft, what grill through yonder windshield breaks?
It is a car, and Juliet’s at the wheel.
Not a comedy, but David Cronenberg has a erotic thriller called Crash which is about people who get involved in car crashes.
No I haven’t seen it.
I thought it much more interesting than the more famous “Crash” movie…
I remember when that came out. I never saw it either for some reason, even though I had rented almost everything else in that video shop.
It’s worth watching.
It’s quite strange and will probably reveal a new kink for your consideration.
Man, I wouldn’t want to be the insurance agent on this one…
You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!
No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!
I’ve got a rule I always tell people. Never commit a misdemeanor when commiting a felony. (Doesn’t have to be a misdimeanor but the point is, if you’re driving a stolen car, don’t run a red light)
Someone said ‘drive it like you stole it’ should mean going just under the speed limit and signaling all turns.
Yeah. It’s just common sense and good judgement. Which, strangely, is somewhat lacking in the majority of criminals who get caught.
this summer
“Are you ok?”
love is a story
“Were you even paying attention?!!”
of two souls
“It was brand new ffs!!”
colliding on their journey
“Oh just great, how the hell do I explain this to the insurance company? Let alone my parents!”
to their destinations
“EYES ON THE ROAD OR UP HERE ASSHOLE!!”
get ready for
My summer crash
She looks too put together for this to be a mug shot.
Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. That’s why I always wear a spacesuit to the office.
I am amazed this is actually real
[off topic]
Crooks, a Novel About Crime And Family.
A minor Mafioso sees a woman stealing out of her boss’s cash register. They end up married with a flock of kids.
Fun novel with lots of crazy twists and turns. And a disco!
Game recognizes game
that’s what ‘i love boosters’ should have been about. it should have been an homage to ‘you’ve got mail’ and ‘shop around the corner.’
the plot would center on two individuals who boost kias. in real life they’re rivals because they often try and target the same car, but on social media they constantly agree with each other and upvote each others posts.
they could form a union before they even realize this fact and it’s figured out when they both snoop on each others phone and check their socials.
there’s so much room in this plot for parody, satire and social commentary.
But they’re both in separate prisons and never got to meet each other due to injuries & separate ambulances & police intervention. There’s no romance here.
bar-crossed lovers
What if their ambulances crash into each other?
Depends. Were the ambulances stolen as well?
Prisoners can write letters. I don’t know if you can make a legal phone call from one jail to another, but cell phones get smuggled in all the time.
a match made in heaven
