I did play a NSFW game, and I would say I would be pretty awesomely fucked.

Cyberpunk 2077. No matter what I do, I’m toast. Just like me in real life.

Steve I guess? Unless it’s my own minecraft skin :3 either way if we take the feats the minecraft character is capable at face value…

Edit: i just realised you wake up in the body, not the world. Too bad, i put to much effort in it now.

How am i going to play Minecraft without fingers?

Factorio… I am immortal. I can build nukes with my hands and my raw might can construct nuclear reactors.

Timberborn. Guess I’m a beaver now

Helldivers 2. I’m in trouble. But at least it won’t last long.

Everybody is going to be really confused by the fact that Tony Hawk can’t skateboard for shit anymore.

Monster Hunter World.

First thing I’d do is head directly to the canteen and get something served by those cat chefs, because that food looks insanely delicious.

I can now finally dash in eight directions, they told me this would happen if I transitioned

Subnautica 2. Fuck.

Commando, Risk of Rain 2. Canonically, I’m trapped in a simulacrum of Petrichor, a planet inhabited by creatures who regard me as an invader. Even though I can “escape” and make my way back to Earth, every time I die (no matter where or how), I awaken back in my escape pod, crash-landing on Petrichor.

I can pretty consistently get the ending where Commando escapes, so I guess my strat is to escape to Earth and enjoy the simulacrum for as long as I can before dying again. Canonically, this happens at least once, so there’s no reason it couldn’t be done repeatedly. Perhaps not the most fulfilling existence, but the best that can be achieved under the circumstances, I think.

The alternative is to obliterate myself in a portal or be killed by the denizens of Petrichor and start over again anyway. May as well have a few years of “peace” and “happiness” between spawns.

Minecraft. A simple life, if a dangerous one. I’d see it as an upgrade tbh.

Stardew Valley for me. Need a vacay anyway <3

Elite Dangerous. I should be fine as long as I stick to trading common materials. I’m screwed if I get caught by a pirate though.