EfreetSK@lemmy.world to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 23 天前Future Problems [Ryan Rds.]64.media.tumblr.comimagemessage-square98linkfedilinkarrow-up11.06Karrow-down110file-text
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minus-squarecall_me_xale@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up86·23 天前Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as “salsa”
minus-squareshutz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up35·23 天前Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·23 天前Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·23 天前Strength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·23 天前Rule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·23 天前You ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky’s the limit.
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Charisma is selling a fruit salad with tomatoes as “salsa”
Constitution is eating some after the opened container has been sitting in the fridge for over a month.
Dexterity is dodging when someone throws a tomato at you for telling an unfunny joke at open mic night (and also successfully weaving your tomato plant into a cage or trellis).
Strength is throwing a rotten tomato hard enough to explode on impact.
Rule of cool is being able to hit the moon with a tomato on a natural 20
Or is that low Wisdom?
You ever had peach salsa my dude? Or Chutney? The sky’s the limit.
Mango salsa gets my vote
Dude some of us like salsa
I never meant to imply there was!