Now you just need a Harley and you will never see a woman again.
Lol. Got moto as a chick magnet. Instead it just attracts middle aged men.
In leather.
And helmets
Depends where you are.
Its cause you got it for the wrong reasons. Its more attractive when you got the bike for the bike and yourself.
Chill, I’m just repeating a common joke in the moto community
This also works with Beard Bros. You’ll have all the men giving you compliments and women asking you to shave it.
See what you gotta do if you want ladies is grow a mustache. Ladies looooove a stache.
Source: am lady. Love stache.
Got complimented out of the blue about a somewhat beard-shaped stubble that I was growing out by a female friend, and my brother’s girlfriend has practically forbidden him from clean shaving. My dad had a beard when he met my mom. Maybe it’s our genes, but I think there are faces where a beard works and faces where it doesn’t. Same as with hair styles, some guys can have a mullet and still look decent.
I can’t say that anyone in particular is giving me compliments on my beard. My partner has said that she does not want me to shave it off, so there’s that, though.
Back before I transitioned I had a beard and got a ton of women into it. In particular they loved that it was soft and conditioned. On the other hand apparently I was hot, so they may have just been into me regardless.
Wear a nice wrist watch. Not a smart watch, something classy. I have one as a gift and I get compliments from other (arguably straight) men all the time. I have never had a woman mention it (I have had women compliment my shoes, shirts, glasses, etc, so this isn’t a " zero sample size" issue either.)
What kind of shoes, shirts, glasses etc. do you wear? Asking for a friend
Crocs, tweed, wraparound bifocals.
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I got a nice Tissot, outside watch enthusiasts it’s only been women commenting on it. Tbf I love the watch and it’s the favourite part of my outfit, so maybe the confidence of wearing it attracts and the watch is merely a “replaceable” conversation starter.
wrist watches are a method of capitalism to suppress your free time by reminding you of “the schedule” all the time, i.e. you should be working (and productive!) instead of going for a hike and forgetting time
No Lemmy thread is ever complete until somebody turns it into Capitalism Bad, You Guys. Thank you for your service, brave culture warrior o7
Or they are functional and useful tools that facilitate getting shit done in a coordinated and orderly manner.
Even as your own boss you still have a schedule. That isn’t capitalism, it’s life and adult responsibility.
capitalism is when keeping track of time
Same with having a nice car lol
Definitely
Does Cuno have a driving license?
Cuno drives the bitches wild
Wear nicely fitting clothes (tailored if you can get them), be warm if you’re approached, express genuine interest in what the other person is saying. Bonus points for sense of humor.
This, but I’ve found you can also skip the clothes for most women. Your clean, normal clothes are fine. Women will look past that figuring they can fix it later. They hone in on the important things first, at least the ones with any experience.
You mean my three wolf moon shirt and sweatpants won’t look bad? Score
Women will look past that figuring they can fix it later
Or they don’t care in the first place? Like, they’re human beings with different tastes and stuff? There are around 4 billion of “them” and they’re all different.
C’mon, don’t other them and extremify their argument. I’ve noticed the same pattern they have in the few people I’ve dated. It doesn’t mean it’s the only prevailing pattern, but it is a pattern one can acknowledge
Just ranting. Have you any idea how expensive tailored clothes are and how often nicely fitted clothes must be switched out when even doing the most basic bulk and cut phase?
Like i bought a suit in the beginning of this year, which was already hard to find as I’m no longer in avarage/popular size. With sales i managed to scrape by with just spending ~300€(tailoring would have been 1000+€)and barely fitting as long as i don’t do any sudden movements. It was good for just one event, few months later. The pants were already tight enough around quads that i could see my boxer line through it and pockets were unusable.
I was supposed to wear it again around Christmas time.So basically anything in the store isn’t really suitable anymore, unless i go oversized and tailoring is rather expensive for just a handful of times i can wear something well fitted.
Though you’re completely right. There are many other aspects that matter much more as i did find my wife way before i started working out.
I have the same problem and just “borrowed” my mom’s old sewing machine to tailor my own clothes. It’s not as difficult as it sounds
Bonus points of “thanks I tailored them myself” being probably one of the best responses to someone complementing your clothes
That’s kinda neat workaround. Knowing how to sew will always come in handy as well.
One woman’s opinion:
Bigass muscles are hot on a guy with some body fat. Sumo wrestlers and rugby forwards are WAY hotter than bodybuilders.
The men who don’t make a big deal out of it and then they take their shirt off and they’re muscly, that’s way more fun than a guy hanging out with his sleeves tucked up.
Sumo wrestlers? Dude wtf :))
Modern pro bodybuilders are definitely not beautiful, they’re more of a spectacle. But sumo wrestler is definitely a type.
Mat depend of you mental image of sumo wrestler. In video game they have a big ass belly. In real life their is less fat. Edit : Google image is not flaterous for sumo… I start to join you…
Sumo wrestlers come in different sizes. Not all are huge.
Yeah and there are a lot of sub 6’ basketball players out there. But when someone talks about basketball players we think of professional basketball players usually from the NBA. The equivalent is Japan Professional sumo, which I seem to find the average weight is between 330-350lbs. Roughly 100 pounds more than the average NFL/NBA player.
This is such a great thread and I’m really glad to be here for it. I hope to have, uh, interesting dreams when I finally fall out ;)
Pro bodybuilders look good imo, but not during competition season
Kirishima Asakoryu Wakamotoharu and Wakatakakage
I ended up in bed with a guy who does a lot of karate last month, his muscles were really nice and he had this tight square abdomen and it was impressive to feel and obviously the result of a lot of hard work. And I thought “no belly at all? Awww”
a gay friend of mine once said to me, all men are gay until proven straight and bodybuilders completely epitomise that
Toxic
wait, bodybuilders are gay when they flex…? No… what’s the thought here
Not sure. Feels like one of those things where culture doesn’t know how to react to other parts of the same culture. Like it’s pushing muscular is masculine so gender affirmation should be being muscular, but also masculine is depending on who you ask is humble, or (straight masculine) doesn’t put much effort into themselves as they gain it “naturally” by taking care of those around them.
It’s just fucked ideas people have about others really. If people want to wear, look like, do whatever… That’s their perogative
As a male, this is counter to everything ive been told about sleeves. I’ve been told that rolled up sleeves are basically lingerie for men when done right.
How rolled up?
Marines look great with the sun’s out guns out tight forearm cuff thing.
Or in the context of “this guy has been swinging a pickaxe”, yes. Men doing physical labor is hot.
In everyday life, walking into a restaurant with your t-shirt sleeves rolled up like Clavicular makes you look like a fuckboy.
Yea t shirt sleeves tucked is ridiculous, but standard sleeve tuck i get. I don’t personally do it because i find it way too tight around the arms to get anything done.
Lol. I love this joke.
But also, I feel the need (a crime in the shitposting community, I know) to point out that, in fact, most women find muscles on men attractive, and if you are a man trying to attract women, while getting jacked isnt the end-all-be-all, you could certainly have a worse strategy. If you don’t believe me… well, go bench 225 and cut down to abs and get back to me.
If you are benching 225 and have abs already, then the problem is much simpler. The reality is, the modal woman interested in men finds stereotypically masculine things hot - being jacked, riding motorcycles, being able to fight, making lots of money, being good at sports, being a leader, etc. But all of these things are sort of like making upgrades to your car - you can do an engine swap, upgrade the suspension, replace the exhaust, add a spoiler, and put flame decals on the wheels. But your car isnt going to go anywhere if you don’t take your key and put it in the ignition. Similarly, being really hot and attractive in a bunch of different ways isn’t going to get you laid if you can’t meet a new woman and ask if she wants to bone without being weird about it.
Which - funny enough - is illustrated in this very comic. Gym bro hits the gym, walks out expecting girls to fall all over him, and gets no response because he doesn’t talk to them.
well, go bench 225 and cut down to abs and get back to me.
That’s a bit of an ask, it would take several years of training hard to reach a 225 KG bench press.
Damn, talk about strength inflation. 5+ plate bench becoming the minimum standard nowadays.
Also funny how it’s 225 specifically and not a round number.
2 plates on each side. 45*4+45lb bar (or 20x4+20kg bar for the civilized) 100kg is a nice round number lol.
I have worked out for a decade and can only do 150 lol
In the situation of that comic, talking would not improve his chances much, though. That is a totally wrong place, and time. You go and stare at women just walking by like that, and they will assume you are some creep.
Hard disagree. The main character of the comic is taking an active interest in improving himself through living a healthy lifestyle. In his interactions with others, he behaves in a friendly and genuine way. In the panel you are describing, he is essentially striking a flirtatious - but masculine - pose and attempting to make eye contact… which is the default way that women will typically try to indicate openness to potential suitors. The location appears to be a public park, which is a very normal place to interact with strangers.
Really, saying it is the wrong place at the wrong time is an interesting thing to say, because what is the right place and time? You say this like there is some sort of set of rules, like those Victorian books of aristocratic manners, about when it is and is not appropriate to interact with someone. If you have such a book for the modern era, I would love to read it… but I have seen neither hide nor hair. Instead, it seems like the “appropriate” time and place is a mythical moving target. Even if you specifically have some sort of idea of places you personally think are appropriate - wait ten minutes and someone will come along to contradict you. Gym? No. Class? No. The park? No. The club? No. Coffee shop? No. Dance class? What you’re not here purely for the sake of learning a beautiful art form? Ew, no. In my view, the only places really “appropriate” for meeting women are:
- Explicit “singles” events - where the women present will consist almost entirely of women looking for committed, long term relationships.
- Dating apps, which everyone hates.
- Completely accidental interactions.
In all these situations, men are heavily disadvantaged in achiving their goals of finding partners to have sex with, since the first two will always have an extreme disparity between men and women with the same goals, and the latter is, by definition, impossible to make happen or seek out.
I propose a different idea. Any reasonable, sex positive person will tell you - sex is no big deal. It is just like anything else. Okay, then let’s treat it like anything else. Suppose you like metal music, or playing tennis, or building neat bicycles. When is it appropriate to say hello to someone with this context? Like, suppose you are hanging out in the park, and see someone walking by carrying a tennis racket. It’s reasonable to walk up to them and say “Hey! I see you play tennis! Me to!” And then maybe you can talk some more, and actually both of you are looking for tennis partners, and you have a lot of fun together. Or maybe you are sitting outside a cafe, and someone rolls up on their pennyfarthing. It wouldnt be out of turn for you to say “Wow, that’s a sick pennyfarthing!” We can even see an example of this in the very comic above, where guys come over and talk to our bro-hero in the park about lifting.
Now, maybe Mr. Pennyfarthing is having a bad day. Maybe he runs the national association of neat bicycles, and your bike is just so under his standard that he is already bored of talking to you. Or maybe he is an alcoholic who lost his job and his pennyfarthing is the only means of transportation that he has and he is so fucking tired of people commenting on it, FUCK! And so maybe when we try to strike up a conversation, he won’t be interested, or might be grumpy, or might even go off on us, saying we are assholes for bringing it up. But that doesn’t make us assholes - after all, we were just trying to strike up a friendly, fun conversation.
Similarly, if a girl walks over to the cafe rocking a bodacious ass in skintight booty shorts, it is perfectly reasonable to say “wow, you look like you have an interest in being a sexy human - me too!” (in so many words, lol). And maybe she’ll feel anxious, or pissed off. And maybe she’ll run away sobbing, crying “I didn’t ask for this luscious badonk, it’s a curse!!” But much like Mr Pennyfarthing, that is her problem, and none of this means that we are bad people.
Which kind of brings me to the last point I wanted to make, which is your use of the word “creep”. It seems like your justification for this is that he is staring at women - but there is no indication that he is staring at women at all. In fact, the joke of the comic implies, to me at least, that literally as soon as he shows up at the park he is inundated with guys wanting to talk about lifting.
But suppose he was staring. Let’s consider his actions and intentions. We see no evidence of ill will towards women - in fact, he has gone to great efforts to make himself more appealing to them. And without some sort of malintent, such staring should be considered, at worst, a social faux pas. After all - we look at things we are interested in, and at people we would like to speak to. But sometimes we don’t initiate because we are shy or anxious. And if bro is not even aware that it is a social faux pas, he can hardly be blamed for doing it.
But working backward through the line of reasoning in your comment, we see - he seems creepy because he is staring, and because he seems creepy, he must be a creep, and because he is a creep, talking to women can’t possibly help him. To me, this chain of logic seems to be making a lot of logical leaps that aren’t justified, and instead I think it is something of a post-hoc rationalization which essentially boils down to slut shaming.
Men who want to have sex with women are bad - which is why we know this man is bad, and everything he does is bad. Any effective strategy he might adopt to gain a more enjoyable and fulfilling sex life, like working out to have a hot body, noticing potential sexual partners, or interacting with those potential sexual partners, are therefore also bad. But since polite society is nominally sex positive, calling him a slut would be in bad taste - and so instead he is called a creep, under cover of “protecting women” - ironically, shaming him for doing the very things that most women would find attractive: being hot, being socially confident, taking initiative. And the overall social effect is a net negative: since trying to be an attractive and sexually successful man is liable to get you labelled a creep - a term that implies not a lack of attainable skill, but a fundamental moral failing - the men who are most likely to take effective steps towards being appealing to women are men who don’t care about being good people.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
oh well, may as well enjoy the vibes.
Bros are all that matters
Same thing with motorbikes, sport cars and epic guitar solos.
I get compliments from women on my Leaf of all things. Never on any “cool” car I had.
My man! How much range are you getting on a full charge?
This morning I started with 92% and the Guess-O-Meter told me 127 miles. When I charge it to 100% it tells me between 136 and 141 miles. I have a second-gen with the 40kwh battery.
I don’t know yet how far it will really go on a charge, as I have never run it down, but I have done 100 mile days with no issue. I normally charge from a 110 outlet, sometimes I use a 220.
Just gotta be a cute girl with a cute car. I get compliments on my Miata all the time :3
Dude if my physique got me a whole bunch of compliments from a bunch of dudes, that’d be awesome.
Try riding a motorcycle.
The Honda Trail isn’t exactly the sexiest thing about. Still have gotten a compliment from an old dude which is always awesome, ya know it’s good when the old bastards like it.
The choice to buy a tiny, ultra reliable 125cc instead of a bigger bike for the same price, or a cheaper, but less stylish or maintainable bike is sexy to the guys who know what they’re looking at.
I have both a 125 and a 90. The 90 is what I was learning on or in my case relearning since it’s not too dissimilar to my old electric bicycle I used until I started driving. The 90 will probably be relegated to proper offroading along electric company and water company roads.
the homoeroticism and deep insecurities of bodybuilders will never not amuse the shit out of me
So wholesome. 10/10 would spot all those Bros.
I think its good he moved on from his expectations and enjoyed the attention he got 🙂
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