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cm0002@suppo.fiBanned to Not The Onion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone

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Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone

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cm0002@suppo.fiBanned to Not The Onion@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says he's rolling out a new screening program for “testosterone deficiency” among troops.
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    That is fucking weird.

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    I want a manly army full of people with tiny shriveled testicles!

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      VA: “Your shriveled up testicles are not service related”

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        ☠️

    • Sv443@sh.itjust.works
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      If they’re already naturally bald they can save so much money on shaving cream!

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    the manservant’s tale

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    Americaaa fuck yeahhh!!! Sex drugs and big guns directed at impoverished people and their children outside borders!!! Fuck yeeaaH!!

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    Only a matter of time until they start handing out Pervitin.

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    Pete Hegseth is a worthless piece of shit.

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    …check ya self fore ya wreck yo self

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    MORE BEEFCAKE!

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