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ddssazsa@piefed.social to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

SLPT: pretend it's hot coffee

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SLPT: pretend it's hot coffee

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ddssazsa@piefed.social to Shitty Life Pro Tip@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago
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    Way ahead of you. I always put in hot mulled wine.

    • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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      This is the way

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    Nothing like a big purple smile at the end of a two hour meeting though.

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      White wine in a dark mug

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      It’s ube. I’m trendy.

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      TODAY’S TIP:
      BLOWING WILL HELP CONVINCE YOUR MEETING THAT YOU IS HOT

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      Ask yourself:

      • Could this meeting have been a liquid lunch?
      • Could this phone call have been a liquid lunch?
      • Could this email have been a liquid lunch?
      • Could this instant message have been a liquid lunch?
      • Could this thing left unsaid have been a liquid lunch?
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    Also nobody will notice that yer drunk if ya don’t have any pants on.

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    This also works for whiskey.

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    Instructions unclear, got dick stuck on mug, cannot blow either

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