

You know the answer to that


You know the answer to that


I’d literally rather watch love Island


It’s ok we’re wise now


Lol new ways to feel old.


Market runs on vibes


He can’t keep the days straight


History ignored is history repeated


So do I. Guy almost hit me a few years back because I lived on a mountain road and it was pouring out, didn’t see him at all.


Snoots and boots!
Like most of us, too much. I’m pleased to report your field of fucks grows more and more barren as you age. By 40 you don’t give a fuck anymore.
The French are insufferable but very entertaining so I love you guys.


I got a call from the food bank thanking me for donating. She said the demand is shocking now. They don’t have enough. She was all “don’t worry we’re just calling to thank you, not to ask for more, just keeping you updated.” I shudder to think how much worse it will get by the time these gouls are through. I’ll keep donating while I can, I suggest everyone else do the same. Donating money goes the farthest because the banks have deals with supermarkets and stuff.
Never change


We’re not though, that’s why it’s funny


Most of us have been trying to educate the boomers since the beginning of the internet. Curiously, some people have become more receptive to security since the rise of techno fascism and scam calls. I’ve convinced several to use a vpn.
But I like sounding like Trump. Some of us are lazy pal.
That’s the funniest one yet.


Remember how far the cable industry pushed? These are the same people and they’ve learned nothing.
The secret is nutritious food, personal trainer, active lifestyle and the best surgery money can buy.