'll get back to this post later. Or not.
am.
fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Fucked*
Don’t shit my own pants
Whose pants do you shit, then?
My wife is out of clean pants
Can suck off 5 guys
…don’t quote AI like it is smarter than me.
Have a nice butt
… eat ass.
🫡
trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
*minutes
Keep struggling to be better than I was.
'm not in the Epstein files
But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?
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… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive
'm a Jack of all trades, and a Master of a few.
Fuckin’ ADD.
“Jack of all trades is a master of none, though oftentimes better than master of one.”
ADD has made us superheros!
The greatest part of having a brain that is a “junk drawer” of random information is that you can pull out facts and advice that are so obscure you get the “why the fuck do you know that?!” Response that validates my whole exitanse.
Lol!!!
Like I said… Superheros!
…never went to Epstein island while he was alive
When he’s dead tho? 🤨
Of course.
Unbelievably cheap rates right now. Everyone staying away from it.
Doubtful anyone is staying away tbh. It’s business as usual
How is it running the place?
Its great now there’s no rich people here.




