I sincerely hate websites that sell super specific things, because where it should say the price, it says “send us an email to request a quote!”

Motherfuckers.

The Mantis Shrimp is one of the few things that make me question pure raw evolution. How the fuck can you just evolve a sci fi plasma pistol?

2/10

Unless it starts with POV its not a meme its an inspirational poster.

How are we to tell our kids to “grow up” when they’re acting immature when one of the most powerful men on the planet are acting like this publicly?

Going to parents evening was wild, suddenly I’m bigger/older than most of the teachers.

I’ve lost a lot of my memories, but can remember the general vibe. There are a handful of crystal clear memories though. I’m only mid-30s though

Absolutely. Im a natural coward so when a big dog came bounding towards me and my stepson I had to fight my natural urge to use him as a human shield and force myself to step in front of him, but my biological daughter i would definitely sacrifice myself for no questions.

The hard part is trying really hard in day to day life to pretend theres no difference there. I wish there wasnt a difference there, because its not fair, but there is.

Using the car speakers as a hands free set, I can hear every word the person on the other end of the phone is saying from about 30 metres away.

I cant hear the person sat in the car but

I’m not sure I understand the problem there, the writer gives a few “better” ideas just off the top of their head, but they actually sound worse.

Not sure if this counts, but Privateer 2 : The Darkening is one of my favourite games of all time and its a pain in the ass to run on modern systems.

Its a DOS game so I’m not sure if it counts, but still.

Doesn’t even have to be funny. But some text on a picture and you did a meme boyo

Space Ace on the 3DO.

I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder

not enough ammo

Once you get the gravity gun you dont need ammo. I only switched to the actual guns just to say I did. The gravity gun is so OP its not even funny.

Every time you get hit, youre just thinking of how much you can cash it all in for

Theres also an innate (probably genetic?) component to obesity. I went through some very very lean years as a youngin, and ive never been truly skinny. My whole family is pretty big, even though half of them eat fairly well and are quite active.

If that’s right were already in it

How deep can you leave a bite impression before it pops in 2 and becomes a choking hazard

They know what they got

Oh Cliff Yablonski that takes me back