So the ‘Board of Peace’ consists of the USA + 4 countries whose citizens aren’t allowed entry into the USA.
So is this a way for Russia to be on the board by proxy and profit from the continued (Western for about a century, but now I guess mixed?) colonization of Gaza or are these countries just following their own policies with no benefit to Russia?
Nope.
Russia was invited directly
Oh, so did they not accept? Or did they just exclude them from the list on OP’s image? Regardless, thanks for the clarification. 👍
They’re still considering joining
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/19/putin-trump-board-of-peace-kremlin.html
It’s just like prom season, Putin has so many handsome suitors it’s really a tough decision. Wouldn’t want to be in his tiny shoes!
Mmmmhh. Thank you. 👍
Let’s be honest: There’s nothing profitable in Gaza. If you want to build hotels or resorts, it is way easier to build them everywhere else on the coast. Somewhere where there is not the debris of war around everywhere, a radicalized poor population with weapons and radical terror groups. Every developer is better off building that resort in Egypt, Turkey, Spain, Greece or Italy. Gaza has no natural ressources, no industry and is small as fuck. So whatever all of that is about, there is no profit to be made
Weapons and surveillance testing. There’s plenty of money being made
Where do you think the BoP delegations will have to stay for their bi-weekly meetings?
The un-UN
The Onion
How the fuck you gonna lead a country and fall for this grift from a known grifter?
“Lead a country” does not mean “win free and fair elections”
For Belarus, Lukashenko is the only President it ever had and super Trumpy-authoritarian. USSR broke up, he took Belarus. Since 2000 it’s basically been part of Russia (see Union State )
Kazakhstan is basically the same, except there were like 2 Presidents before the current one (Tokayev). Again, all Trumpy-authoritarian, just lording over a small economy & military instead of the world’s largest.
This is literally the breakdown of the world order.
For the love of God, Europe/Canada/Australia/Japan get a spine and CUT USA OUT!
For the love of country, will the fucking Congress IMPEACH THIS ASSHAT BEFORE HE COMPLETELY WASTES OUR INHERITANCE?!?!?
Probably because the $1b buy in had a personal $100m cash back program.
Some people love making poor decisions
You mean the country that recently started executing people for operating HAM radios? That Belarus?
Somehow feels like he is just trying to form an axis for the upcoming world war.
Board of corruption
Only a matter of time until they invite North Korea and Turkmenistan.
There was a typo by trump, it’s not Board, it’s Bored. Because he is an angry fat rapist and he is bored with peace. Join the Bored Of Peace (cult).
Here’s hoping they livestream
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Source?
Like a real source? There’s a Reuters Article and archive link if needed
Wikipedia has a list and a few other nations have joined
Wait those links aren’t to The Onion?
Fuck. Me.
Fffuuuuuuck this is beyond parody









