• snek_boi@lemmy.ml
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    Imagine that piece of writing would’ve been submitted as a school assignment.

    If I would’ve written that for a creative writing assignment in high school, I would’ve failed that assignment.

    Trump writes like a baby. I can’t believe he graduated high school.

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      I don’t mean to be ageist, but he’s old enough to have gone through multiple brain development cycles large enough to spontaneous cure schizophrenia. He’s always written like an insecure teenager, but the degeneration is incredibly visible. And sad, and scary. People chose this decrepit, vain, doofus

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        he’s old enough to have gone through multiple brain development cycles large enough to spontaneous cure schizophrenia

        What?

        Trump has always been an idiot. Is old business teacher one said he was the most useless kid he’d ever had. Think about that, an MBA teacher reckons he’s stupid, that’s a bar that’s so low that it’s subterranean and he failed to even pass that. Been old and demented isn’t an excuse, he’s always been an utter failure of a human.

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          He’s gone fairly senile at this point. Say what you like about him, but he has been cognitively absent during many of his recent appearances. Compare his off the cuff remarks and you’ll quickly notice that his ramblings have fundamentally changed

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        I totally see the insecure teenager thing.

        Just to make sure I understand you, what do you mean by the “multiple brain development cycles large enough to spontaneous cure schizophrenia”?

        In any case, the man is old and it seems like he’s losing his cognitive abilities.

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          Some forms of schizophrenia, you can simply age out of. In the rapid changes from 0-25, you can naturally knock the processing pegs back into place. The same can happen over the next 50 years+. I’m just calling him old. Unpresidentially old

          Thought I replied earlier but I came back to find my reply nowhere. Weird

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    It’s the totally incongruous “Thank you!” that really sells it. Wow. We’re living history, folks. I knew the American empire was collapsing, but I didn’t think it was going to be quite this stupid. Yet, maybe it had to be.

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      Have you not seen the average American in the past 50 years? The decline was always going to be as stupid as possible.

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        As jaded as I am, I’ve always been an optimist at heart. Turns out my belief in humanity remains misplaced.

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          Keeping a few smart friends is a good way to keep your head above water. The issue is looking outside of that circle and realizing that more than half of the country would have trouble ordering something from cheesecake factory (and their infamously long menu).

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      It’s not even the same typeface or size.

      This reminds me of the stuff my wife was submitting while she was representing herself in the divorce.

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    Pivoting from wanting the Nobel Peace Price to threatening a war is wild.

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    I hate that I thought this was satire until I came to the comments. Jesus. I hope they laughed at it and promptly threw it out

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    Go take a look at the letters sent to psychopath despots he calls friends. All “his excellency” and dripping with lust. Here we get an impolite first name use on a country’s leader followed by what appears to be rude English but makes no sense at all in any language but the criminally insane.

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    Their reply should be addressed to JD Vance, cc’d to every cabinet officer, and should consist of a copy of the 25th Amendment.

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      I feel like most of the emergency sessions are just everyone going “what the absolute fuck is going on”.

      Even Gandhi would sanction the assassination of this moron.