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    Give me Greenland and I won’t attack anyone else…

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      Actually with him it’s “Give me Greenland and Cuba is next”

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        It’s “I’ve taken Venezuela, now give me Greenland. And Cuba. And Panama. And Canada. And.,…”

        • Kyden Fumofly@lemmy.world
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          And Mexico ofc.

          • FaceDeer@fedia.io
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            Yeah, the list goes on and on.

      • ooterness@lemmy.world
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        “Today I want Greenland and Venezuela and Cuba and…”

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    Give me Venezuela and I won’t attack anyone else.

    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      That’s not fair, he’s promising to attack others.

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    Give me Palestine and I’ll stop attacking everyone else…

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      Except Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Iran…

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    Give me Greenland and I promise you I won’t attack anyone else. 🫲🍊🫱

  • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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    Time is going but the history repeats itself…

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBanned
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    Please bro, one more oblast please.

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      deleted by creator

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    Give me russia, and i promise, it wont attack anyone else.

    • robocall@lemmy.world
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      Nobody wants Russia

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    Give me Venezuela and I take Cuba, Colombia and Greenland next. Nothing else I promise, I’m stealing the Nobel peace pride.

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    He literally said poland is next

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Make New Zealand take Tasmania and I won’t attack anyone else

  • Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca
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    Give me Bhutan and I won’t attack anyone else!

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    Orange Mussolini enters. Gimme the Americas…and Greenland.

  • not_that_guy05@lemmy.world
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    History repeating.

    • optional@sh.itjust.works
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      History doesn’t repeat itself, but it often rhymes – Not Mark Twain

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    Next decade: “Give me Taiwan and I won’t attack anyone else” Also “Give me Gaza and I won’t attack anyone else”.

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    Holy botox, Comrade! (Or is it AI?)

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